Irish Millionaires

TOWN

After days in the wilderness Paddy and Murphy stumble into a bar in
the
wild
west and ask for two beers. Unfortunately they've got no money and the
barman won't give them credit. Just then a bloke walks in with a Red
Indian's head under his arm. The barman shakes his hand and says "I hate
Indians. Last week the *******s burnt my barn to the ground, raped my
wife
and killed my children. If any man brings me the head of a Red Indian I
will give them 1,000 dollars". The two Irishmen look at each other and
then

go off to find a Red Indian. Later that day they see one, and Murphy
throws

a stone which hits the Red Indian on the head. The Indian falls off his
horse but lands 70ft down a ravine. Paddy and Murphy dash down into the
ravine where Paddy starts sawing the Indian's head off. Suddenly Murphy
says "Paddy look at this" and Paddy says "Not now I'm busy" and Murphy
says

"No, look at this" and Paddy says "**** off, I'm busy" but Murphy grabs
hold of him and Paddy looks up and sees 5,000 Indians standing at the
top
of the ravine.
"Jesus Christ" says Paddy, "we're going to be millionaires".

Lucifer

lol, pretty good!!!!