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SPAM!

  • 30-03-2001 8:16am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭


    The official Hacker's Jargon (3.2.0) meaning
    :spam: vt. [from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"] 1. To
    crash a program by overrunning a fixed-size buffer with excessively
    large input data. See also {buffer overflow}, {overrun
    screw}, {smash the stack}. 2. To cause a newsgroup to be
    flooded with irrelevant or inappropriate messages. You can spam a
    newsgroup with as little as one well- (or ill-) planned message
    (e.g. asking "What do you think of abortion?" on soc.women).
    This is often done with {cross-post}ing (e.g. any message which
    is crossposted to alt.rush-limbaugh and
    alt.politics.homosexuality will almost inevitably spam both
    groups).

    The second definition has become much more prevalent as the
    Internet has opened up to non-techies, and to many Usenetters it is
    probably now (1995) primary. .

    Monty Python's Spam sketch

    Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
    helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

    Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
    Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
    Man (to Waitress): Morning!
    Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
    Man: Well, what've you got?
    Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
    egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
    and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
    bacon spam tomato and spam;
    Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
    Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
    beans spam spam spam...
    Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
    Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
    Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
    truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
    Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
    Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
    Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
    Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
    Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
    Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
    Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
    Waitress: Urgghh!
    Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
    Waitress: Shut up!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
    spam and sausage without the spam.
    Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
    Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
    I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam
    spam and spam!
    Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
    Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
    Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
    the Vikings drown her words)
    Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
    spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
    Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
    spam spam!



    - Dead Bank Clerk -
    honey i pimped the kids
    "Build a man a fire, and he'll
    be warm for a day. Set a man on
    fire, and he'll be warm for the
    rest of his life."


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