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From the soundtrack of the new film 'Knacker'

  • 25-03-2001 12:50am
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    Sang to the tune of Wheatus' Teenage Dirtbag.

    Finglas Dirtbag
    Her name is Noelle,
    I have a dream about her
    Boy does she smell,
    She hasn't seen a shower in over a year,
    her brother's a queer,
    but she doesn't know who I am,
    and she couldn't give two f**ks about me

    'Coz I'm just a Finglas dirtbag baby
    yeah I'm just a Finglas dirtbag baby
    listen to Aslan all night maybe with me
    Oooh oooh oooh ooooooohhhhhh.

    Her boyfriend's a p^ick,
    He brings his drugs to school
    his tracksuit's all ripped,
    his horse is a bleedin' mule, his Da's on the dole,
    His Ma's up the pole,
    but he doesn't know who I am,
    and he couldn't give two f^*ks about me

    'Coz I'm just a Finglas dirtbag baby
    yeah I'm just a Finglas dirtbag baby
    listen to Aslan all night maybe with me
    Oooh oooh oooh ooooooohhhhhh.

    A reeeaaaaaal Dirtbaaaaaaag
    no she doesn't know what she's missing.
    A reeeaaaaaal Scumbaaaaaaag
    no she doesn't know what she's missing.

    So I'm in the flat,
    Me Da's drunk as hell and has
    me Ma on her back,
    I'm ironing me shell-suit when along comes Noelle,
    and she rings the bell,
    how does she know who I am,
    and why does she give a f^*k about me

    "I've got two tickets to go see Aslan baby,
    come with me Friday don't say maybe,
    I'm just a Finglas scum drop baby like you
    Oooh oooh oooh ooooooohhhhhh!
    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!


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