boobies...

plastic membrane

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his
life science classroom, staring at a question on the
final exam paper. The question directed:
"Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble
whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth
answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He
frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he
brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he
scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A.

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Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

Da Bounca

heh

plastic membrane

Tittiefuker, you have the funniest name of anyone on the boards ever, but could you please refrain from masterbating so loudly. Cheers mate...

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Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

neuro-praxis

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by plastic membrane:
Tittiefuker, you have the unfunniest name of anyone on the boards ever
</font>

I agree, it's terribly crap. And if anyone mocks *my* name, I challenge them to tell me what it means, and only if they are right will i take that back.

juveniliajuveniliajuveniliajuveniliajuvenilia

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Do your limbs ever get tingly, eh? eh?

tittiefuker

someone say boobies??? ahuhu.......uh......uhhh..........phut!...phut!phut!........phut!

Kali

zap brannigan: "i think the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"

TwoShedsJackson

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
And if anyone mocks *my* name, I challenge them to tell me what it means, and only if they are right will i take that back.
</font>

Taking the two syllables literally, practical or habitual application of nerves or presumably the mind.

Or is it anything to do with neuropraxia - a temporary nerve dysfunction?

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Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
And if anyone mocks *my* name, I challenge them to tell me what it means, and only if they are right will i take that back.
</font>

Anything to do with the Klingon moon of Praxis exploding? Along with "Neuro" at the start, I'd presume you think you're so hyper-intelligent that your brain is about to explode...

Or maybe Castor's interpretation

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Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. -Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968)

black_wizardd

neuro plastic said funniest not unfunniest...bty tittiefuker...what a frickin great name why did'nt i think of dat...

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Shiminay

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by black_wizardd:
what a frickin great name why did'nt i think of dat...]</font>

Cause you're a Ginger Floppy Haired Monster
*FLOP FLOP FLOP*

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

neuro-praxis

Castor, you are sickeningly close, but not quite there.

I offer you a whole bunch of brownie points for impressive efforts.

But I'm not apologising just yet.

black_wizardd

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kharn:
Cause you're a Ginger Floppy Haired Monster
*FLOP FLOP FLOP*</font>

oh yeah i forgot...damn mirror its been deceiving me again ..."mirror mirror on the wall who's the floppiest of them all"..."oh you are dear not so ginger haired fLoPpY".."why thanku mir...waitttttt a minute...i do have ginger hair"...(whilst being drgged away)"oh your dead mirror...your dead"

Shiminay

You need help Jim!

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

black_wizardd

that wasnt me dav twas the mirror its out 2 get me...

plastic membrane

Mabye i was on psychtropic drugs at the time, but it was Funniest name, not unfunniest. Gee, i love it when that happens.

PS-Jimbo, those damn mirrors are out to get us all...ALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!AAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!

ahem-werent we talking about boobies....

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Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

neuro-praxis

You're all dumb.

I like to edit other people's quotes so that they agree with me. This way, i avoid conflict in life.

I like to edit other people's posts too Neuro...

fighting makes me eat chocolate.

he he

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Do your limbs ever get tingly, eh? eh?

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Q_Ball

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">A genetic perspective on the developing brain, electrophysiological indices of neural functioning in five to seven year old twins.</font>

???

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I need to think of a good signature.......

plastic membrane

i have nothing else to add except to say the word bibble.

Thank You,

Boobieeeessss..

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Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

neuro-praxis

darn you, Kharn!!!

Kastro

lol
i did homeeconomics for my J cert..
had a question like that..

if i had of wrte something like that 4 it i would have probs been kicked out of the school..
lol
nice wan anyways..

Kastro.

Q_Ball

I'm confussed, did we get an answer?

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I need to think of a good signature.......

neuro-praxis

An answer to what?

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Setting is Dogbert's office. Wally sits across from him.

Dogbert: You can't expect your employer to take care of you forever, Wally. Don't expect raises, don't expect to be trained and don't expect a pension.
Wally: That's depressing. I need a sourball. (*reaches for sweet*)
Dogbert: Those are marbles wrapped in cellophane.

Q_Ball

What your name means?

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I need to think of a good signature.......

neuro-praxis

No!

I'll sell it to you for an undisclosed sum.

DeadBankClerk

Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
No!

I'll sell it to you for an undisclosed sum.

Neuropraxia
<neurology> A temporary nerve dysfunction. Hitting your funny bone is an example of an ulnar nerve neuropraxia.

Neuro-: Combining form, denoting a nerve or the nervous system.

Praxis: 1) practice as opposed to theory, 2) an example or collection of examples for excercise 3) accepted practice.

I guess either the pain u get from banging ur funny bone,
or:
using ur brain as everyone else does, in the customary way.

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<B>- Dead Bank Clerk -</B>
"All warfare is based on deception." "Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him." <B>- Sun Tsu</B>

[This message has been edited by DeadBankClerk (edited 23-02-2001).]

neuro-praxis

Nice try.

You gave the same answer pretty much as Castor Troy. Think about it more and you might get closer. I would say you are pretty warm, but not reaching the hot place yet. Anything to do with elbows is totally cold.

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Give me back my towel. I'll sue.

neuro-praxis

Um, having reread that, I feel a need to point out that that last post contained no sexual innuendos whatsoever and i apologise if it appeared so. heh hehe. *cough*

Victor

<BLOCKQUOTE> NP Said
<B>I feel a need to point out that that last post contained no sexual innuendos whatsoever </B><BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeaahhh! Sure!

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[cue Homer Simpson voice] Hmmm, pigeons.

gimp, apparently

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by plastic membrane:
Tittiefuker, you have the funniest name of anyone on the boards ever, but could you please refrain from masterbating so loudly. Cheers mate...

</font>

Tittiefuker is no more, he was kicked. Its Gimp now. All hail Gimp!

black_wizardd

nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo not the demise of tittiefuker that name rocked although gimp is a pretty cool name to.

gimp, apparently

the editor guy called me gimp, so im gimp, apparently

Lucy_la_morte

Neuro-Praxis - A hardened nerve?

Neuro-Praxis - Nerve action?

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J'ai dormi sous l'eau.

Lucy la morte.

Bloody Drunkard

Here is a really disgustin joke about boobbies

An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple. So she shot herself in the left kneecap.

Its Funny Coz It's true

Thanx 4 The Fish

Neuro-praxis is what they call
neurapraxia in germany.

Neurapraxia is an injury to a nerve that
interrupts conduction causing temporary
paralysis but not degeneration and that is
followed by a complete and rapid recovery

Hows that ?
N e closer ??

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You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!

neuro-praxis

It's pins and needles, or when your limbs go to sleep, I revealed it last night. So, strictly speaking, alot of the answers were right, but nobody actually knew that pins and needles were what they were talking about. Nice research, lads.

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Give me back my towel. I'll sue.

Lucy_la_morte

Oops. My reasearch bad

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J'ai dormi sous l'eau.

Lucy la morte.

--Kaiser--

LOL neuro, that is very amusing, im glad i didnt try to guess!