The Royal Wedding Night

Doc

On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed,
surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realised she had
forgotten get any shoes.
Panic.
Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes
from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day.
Unfortunately, they were a bit too small and by the time the
festivities were over Sophie's feet were in agony.
When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she
could think of was getting her shoes off.
The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the
bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts,
straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually
they heard Edward say, "God, that was tight!"
"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you she was a virgin."
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. "Right. Now for the
other one."
Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said,
"My God. That was even tighter."
"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor!"

[FdE]Ryan

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.., nah..

well, yeah its ok i supoes, better than the usuall crap

(aiming for 100 posts)

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you cant kill the revolution

Keeks

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by [FdE]Ryan:


(aiming for 100 posts)

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Head over to the trolls board and post away like crazy and u'll have 100 posts in no time

Lump

Alright I suppose.....

John

--Kaiser--

Definately worth a: