Some classic TV cock ups...

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Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."


Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing:
"Colin had a hard on in practice earlier,and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."


Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning:
"She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."


Winning Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead:
"Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."


Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:
"Well Phil,tell us about your amazing third leg."


Claire Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like having a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."


James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
"So Ralf, what does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Rubens Barrichello?"


Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
"Ballesteros felt much happier after a 69 this morning."


A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed heavily but didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
"So Bob,where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"


Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator -
"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was truly amazing!"

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lol, heard them before, still class though