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South of the Border

  • 27-02-2001 11:30am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
    "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the
    bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and
    finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand
    analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags The
    guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Juan. The guard goes his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing
    but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his
    bicycle. This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years.

    Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in
    Mexico. "Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something.
    It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you
    and me, what are you smuggling?"
    Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

    Ba dum dum................Tsh

    smile.gif



Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    oooooooooohhhhhhhhh noooooooo


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