You think your having a bad day?

--Kaiser--

> > You think you're having a bad day?
> >
> >
> > 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after
> > the Exxon Valdez
> > oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special
> > ceremony, two of the most
> > expensively saved animals were released back into
> > the wild amid cheers
> > and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full
> > view, they were
> > both eaten by a killer whale.
> >
> > 2. A psychology student in New York rented out her
> > spare room to a
> > carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study
> > his reactions. After
> > weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her
> > repeatedly with an axe
> > leaving
> > her mentally retarded.
> >
> > 3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an
> > attempt on the world
> > flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he
> > came down eight hours
> >
> > short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone
> > bust, his girlfriend
> > had left him and his phone and electricity had been
> > cut off.
> >
> > 4. A woman came home to find her husband in the
> > kitchen, shaking
> > frantically with what looked like a wire running
> > from his waist towards
> > the electric
> > kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
> > current she whacked
> > him with a handy plank of wood by the back door,
> > breaking his arm in two
> > places. Until that moment he had been happily
> > listening to his Walkman.
> >
> > 5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at
> > the cruelty of
> > sending
> > pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs,
> > all two thousand of
> > them,escaped through a broken fence and stampeded,
> > trampling the two
> > hapless
> > protesters to death.
> >
> > And finally.......
> >
> > 6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough
> > postage on a letter
> > bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped
> > on it. Forgetting it
> > was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
> >
> > There now! Your day's not so bad, is it?

boddah

hmm, kaiser, now i wonder who sent you that email?

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"you'd be paranoid too, if everyone was out to get you..."

--Kaiser--

i dont know, some person who does kids crosswords

boddah

that was the irish times crosswork, d1kw1pe

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"you'd be paranoid too, if everyone was out to get you..."

--Kaiser--

yeah, fatal, lethal == deadly
real tough

strat

Yes in deed.
Rather humorous.

boddah

thats not real tough..
thats easy!

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"you'd be paranoid too, if everyone was out to get you..."

Hunter-FLUID

lol.
LMAO

boddah

FLBO
gfys!
LOL

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"you'd be paranoid too, if everyone was out to get you..."

Lump

Love the last one.


John