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neuro-praxis · 08-02-2001 7:27pm #1

A husband and a wife go off for the evening together to a party. The wife wants to leave, blames a headache, and goes home. In the hallway, she finds their butler Frederick. She says to him firmly, "Frederick, get upstairs with me *now*!"
Frederick follows obediently, and once in the bedroom, she demands, "Frederick, remove my dress at once!" Frederick does as he is asked. "Now, Frederick," she says trying to remain composed, "please remove my slip." Frederick obeys her and removes her slip. She then says, "Now please, take off my tights."
Frederick is embarassed, but does as she asks. Lastly, stading in her underwear, Frederick is instructed once more. "Frederick, please remove my bra and panties." Awkwardly he does as she says, and as calmly as she can, she says to him, "Now, Frederick, if I ever come home to find you wearing my clothes again, you will be fired."

Do your limbs ever get tingly, eh? eh?

neuro-praxis · 09-02-2001 1:10am

Oh Neuro, you're such a card! Quite the charmer!

neuro-praxis · 09-02-2001 1:11am

Why thank you, Neuro, I wrote this joke while I was in 'Nam. I lost all limbs except for my head.

neuro-praxis · 09-02-2001 1:13am

In Nam? Oh, you mean Vietnam!
Wow, that's quite impressive. And you managed to live on without your body? Just being a head?

neuro-praxis · 09-02-2001 1:16am

Oh god, would you ever shut your face, I lied about the losing my body thing.

Ya thick sap. Féck off. I'm busy.

neuro-praxis · 09-02-2001 1:21am

Sorry I was just-

neuro-praxis · 09-02-2001 1:23am

I SAID SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

LegacyUser · 09-02-2001 5:45am

Hummm......ehhhh......Hummmmm..ehhh............hummm....ehh..oookkk I get u ????

Paladin · 09-02-2001 7:54pm

~

richindub2 · 09-02-2001 10:01pm

*cough* Spam.

UP DA DUBS!!

Victor · 09-02-2001 10:19pm

if this is spam .. do we, eh [hesitant], um ban Neuro?

[cue Homer Simpson voice] Hmmm, pigeons.

Excelsior · 09-02-2001 11:25pm

banning neuro would certainly bring back those advertising dollars she drives away.

and i think it is worth cons...

it is crazy that the brazillian armidillos get burnt in such a manner...

bugler · 09-02-2001 11:32pm

Originally posted by Excelsior:
it is crazy that the brazillian armidillos get burnt in such a manner...

indeed.

Lenny · 09-02-2001 11:39pm

hmm richindub, thats a first 4 you isnt it..
lol
you only posted the once.

Q_Ball · 10-02-2001 12:18am

Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
I SAID SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Get the hint crash

I need to think of a good signature.......

[This message has been edited by Q_Ball (edited 09-02-2001).]

tobi · 10-02-2001 10:56am

Great joke

Fidelis · 10-02-2001 1:17pm

OJ wasn't joking

Nil Desperandum

Winning Hand · 11-02-2001 12:43am

Bugger

neuro-praxis · 12-02-2001 8:24pm

I SAID this thread was PRIVATE. Shame on you all for intruding.

As for the Brazilian armadillos, it's just terrible. They think they are safe from those fire balloons, but CURLING UP INTO A LITTLE BALL OF ARMOUR DOESN'T SAVE YOU FROM FLAMES!!

That's the mistake most of them make. It's the same situation for small rabbits and whatever other fauna happens to be nearby, if those Brazilians want to see those little lights in the sky, THEY WANT TO SEE THEM, and God help any defenseless animals who get in the way of human enjoyment. Tsk tsk.

I'm off for a bacon sandwich now.

Do your limbs ever get tingly, eh? eh?

Excelsior · 13-02-2001 2:50pm

i'm offended.
ban neuro.

LegacyUser · 13-02-2001 3:35pm

Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
I SAID this thread was PRIVATE. Shame on you for intruding Q ball

yeah q ball!

neuro-praxis · 13-02-2001 6:31pm

I NEVER SAID THAT, YOU DIRTY ROTTER!

Victor · 13-02-2001 6:39pm

Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
I SAID this thread was PRIVATE. Shame on you all for intruding.

Well, we were trying to give you the first 10 posts or so to yourself, but then we just lost all finger-sphincter control.

Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
I'm off for a bacon sandwich now.

Oh, you'll defend the armadillos and the rabbits, but you'll cut up and burn the little piggies? :-)
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/me had a BLT for lunch

[cue Homer Simpson voice] Hmmm, pigeons.

Baz_ · 13-02-2001 6:54pm

*cough* spam *cough*

neuro-praxis · 13-02-2001 8:49pm

Of course I will cut up the little piggies.

If we weren't supposed to eat animals, why were they made out of food?

And if I hear the word spam one more time I might just eat my face off. Shut up with that ridiculous word. Raaar!

Do your limbs ever get tingly, eh? eh?

Paladin · 13-02-2001 9:04pm

Spam

neuro-praxis · 13-02-2001 10:52pm

you will wake up one day, paladin, only to discover that somebody poured acid into your eye cavaties.

Lenny · 13-02-2001 11:08pm

Originally posted by Fidelis:
OJ wasn't joking

you got it in one

and still to this day, he still has only posted _ONCE_ !

Victor · 15-02-2001 8:02pm

Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
If we weren't supposed to eat animals, why were they made out of food?

LOL ;-)

Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
Of course I will cut up the little piggies.

And if I hear the word spam one more time I might just eat my face off.

Isn't Spam a type of pork?

[cue Homer Simpson voice] Hmmm, pigeons.

[This message has been edited by Victor (edited 15-02-2001).]

neuro-praxis · 15-02-2001 8:18pm

Spam is made mainly from pork. It's like, canned pork, but it's the worst, crappiest bits of the pork. And it's mixed with flavour enhancers, soya proteins, gelatine, loads of Es, seasonings and all that. It's a very cheap meat substitute. It tastes like decaying matter and is more popular in the Uk than here. It's like canned corned beef, only with pork instead of beef.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

dis GUST ing

Do your limbs ever get tingly, eh? eh?

Victor · 15-02-2001 10:33pm

Ok, we'll agree that spam isn't real meat. :-)

[cue Homer Simpson voice] Hmmm, pigeons.

[This message has been edited by Victor (edited 18-02-2001).]

Q_Ball · 16-02-2001 1:09pm

Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
Of course I will cut up the little piggies.

If we weren't supposed to eat animals, why were they made out of food?

ROFL thats a good'un

f'ing classic

the next time a veggie tries to convert me i will think of you

I need to think of a good signature.......

richindub2 · 17-02-2001 5:38pm

Sorry to ruin this for you oj. 2nd post.

UP DA DUBS!!

richindub2 · 17-02-2001 5:42pm

Neuro is a spam-a-holic me thinks btw

UP DA DUBS!!

Victor · 18-02-2001 7:18pm

Hmm, no posting for 24 hours. Are you OK NP?

[cue Homer Simpson voice] Hmmm, pigeons.

neuro-praxis · 18-02-2001 7:40pm

That's what *you* think. I guess you haven't checked out any other boards. (smiles smugly)

And, yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking.

Victor · 19-02-2001 8:52pm

:-)

[cue Homer Simpson voice] Hmmm, pigeons.

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