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The England team jokes begin-

  • 22-06-2000 10:51am
    #1
    Bard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭


    Just got this in my email:-

    Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
    A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.

    Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
    A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.

    Q: What's the difference between a packet of sellotape and Phil Neville.
    A: One's a glueless kit.

    Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2000 commemorative cube painted red, white and blue in honour of the England squad... but it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.



    Bard

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  • #2
    Catch_22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 432 ✭✭Catch_22


    ***************News Flash News Flash*******************
    Rumours that Phil Neville was seen successfully seducing a young woman in a
    Brussels nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by the
    English FA.
    Adam Crozier, chief publicity officer stated: "I find it totally
    preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a successful
    pass
    to or at anyone."
    More news to follow later...........

    Earthquake.

    On Tuesday night (20-Jun-00) at 9:28pm BST, scientists at the British
    Geological Survey recorded an earthquake measuring 4.7 on the Richter
    Scale.
    The tremor which was detectable throughout the world, had it's epicentre
    in England and is thought to have been caused by 21 million people
    shouting the word "****er" simultaneously.




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