Mammy Jokes

neuro-praxis

"Mammy mammy, I'm tired of running round in circles!"
"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

"Mammy mammy, where's daddy going so fast?"
"Shut up and reload."


"Mammy mammy, what's a werewolf?"
"Shut up and keep combing your face."

Also,

What's big and blue and white and sits in the corner?
A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's black and white and doesn't fit in a phonebox?
A nun with a spear stuck through her. (Okay, I nicked that one from Excelsior)

What's pink and red and sits at the bottom of the bathtub?
Baby chewing Daddy's razor

Lump

Last one is a bit nasty... Heard the rest before.


John

TOWN

lol,liked ur lepper joke

SantaHoe

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
What's pink and red and sits at the bottom of the bathtub?
Baby chewing Daddy's razor</font>

I don't know wether to laugh or cringe

sixpack's little hat

how do you stop a baby swinging on a clothes line?
with a baseball bat

neuro-praxis

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lump:
Last one is a bit nasty... Heard the rest before.</font>

But let's all go kill the nuns - is that what you're saying? And shoot daddy?

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Do your limbs ever get tingly, eh? eh?

Energizer1

you need help!!!!!!!!

Panda

M33P!!!

That nun joke is gonna be told to sooo many people!

Also,

Whats small, blue and red and can be found at the bottom of a swimming pool?
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A baby with burst arm bands!

Renton

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kento-Shiro:
M33P!!!
Whats small, blue and red and can be found at the bottom of a swimming pool?
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A baby with slashed arm bands!

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Whats small, blue and red and can be found at the top of a swimming pool?

Armbands with a slashed baby.

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Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and truck load of Babys.

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you cant unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?
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A dead baby in a clown suit.


I rest my case I AM THE KING OF DEAD BABY JOKES (I have more, but i dont want to disturb people any more)

RentZ

DeVore

Whats pink and goes red at the touch of a button....


A baby in a liquidiser.

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Whats pink and goes red at the touch of a button and *whistles*....


A baby in a liquidiser pretending it doesnt give a ****

DeV.

LegacyUser

Well now wait till monty see's that I think u will be in for a good smack on the hand.But still on a higer note it was afunny joke.

johnny106

neuro -

sad sad sad person

people who stay in glass house should never ever throw stones....................

johnny106

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dead{o}Santa:

Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
What's pink and red and sits at the bottom of the bathtub?
Baby chewing Daddy's razor</font>

I don't know wether to laugh or cringe

cringe - cringe - cringe

johnny106

lots of posts or not that is the question

johnny106

lets get above 15

johnny106

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by neuro-praxis:
johnny106, you are one of thos special ones.

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I am off now and I will never darkin your doors again
Hope you have seen the funny side...

johnny106

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lump:
Lets 12 click this muppet out of existance.


John </font>

Dear Lump,

In my home town the word Lump means...

thick or stupid

No punt intended Ha Ha

I am off now and I will never return

But just before I go I will leave you with this Thought....

When you are out and about Look behind as I may just be that person following you ..

The one with the black back pack

Bye Bye

neuro-praxis

i feel somewhat guilty now...

although, rereading that parting-shot - maybe not...

Stephen

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by johnny106:

In my home town the word Lump means...

thick or stupid
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In my home town, someone who is a "Lump" is normally fat. Like me {!}

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- Munch

johnny106

lets dance

Lump

Lets 12 click this muppet out of existance.


John

neuro-praxis

johnny106, you are one of thos special ones.

strat

How many babys does it take to paint a room??

Depends on how hard u throw them

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How many babys dowes it take to tile a wall ??


Depends how thin u slice them!

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Y wood u put a baby in a blander feet first

So u can see the expression on its face !!


WAN

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Ph33r CATBERT !!!

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[SN]JAG

whats more disgusting than a pile of dead babies?
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A pile of dead babies and one live one in the middle eating its way out

UNIFLU

Another twisted baby joke for you all to cringe at, apologies in advance for the depravity of it.

SNIPPED FROM EXISTANCE!
A bit much that
Dav

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neuro-praxis

okay, as much as i love those dead baby jokes, i didn't like that last one at all.

richindub2

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by [SN]JAG:
whats more disgusting than a pile of dead babies?
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A pile of dead babies and one live one in the middle eating its way out</font>

Lol, you sick twisted freak jag

Oh and i also think that johnny bloke is a muppet

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UP DA DUBS!!

Skorzeny

check out this lil`cartoon.
How to make baby oil

also
Whats pink and bubbles and scratches on the glass?
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A baby in a microwave.


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darthmise

I came in search of momma jokes and all i got was this t-shirt, (and a muppet).
I've been duped!

Blade

Back to the original topic:

Mammy mammy can I play with granny?
OK but thats the 3rd time you dug her up this week!

Mammy mammy I hate daddy's guts!
Well leave them at the side of your plate!

Mammy mammy can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and flush it like everyone else!

Mammy mammy whats that between your legs?
Oh thats em where daddy hit me with an axe!
God he got u right in the <unt!!

neuro-praxis

Talula just told me this one.

What's worse than five babies in a bucket?
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One baby in five buckets.

black_wizardd

IMO those baby jokes have no place on these here boards...there far 2 extreme...what if there r ppl on the boards that have lost a baby bro/sis...or woman/girl who has lost a child...dont mean 2 bi+ch i just think that there in bad taste...

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Enygma

Have to agree with ya there. Wouldn't mind but they're not even funny. And I've got a well fu(ked up sense of humour.

neuro-praxis

I respect what you're saying, but the baby jokes are ridiculous - they aren't realistic in any way. I mean, you would never beat a baby with a baseball bat or put it in the microwave.

I apologise if I offended anyone, but I doubt that anyone really was offended. But still, I am sorry if I upset anybody by starting this.