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Short joke

07-02-2001 7:42pm

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pat kenny

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You may have heard this before,

Jim rings up his boss on monday mourning and says
"I can't come into work to day,I'm sick"
his boss replies
"how sick"
Jim replies
"Well I'm in bed with my sister"

[This message has been edited by pat kenny (edited 07-02-2001).]

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#2 07-02-2001 7:43pm

Victor

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so sick he should be put down.........
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I know things about pigeons, Lily

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#3 07-02-2001 10:00pm

Jimi-Spandex

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Sick Sick Sickety Sick.

Max : There's nothing here! I want my money back!
Sam : We didn't pay anything...
Max : Well, someone'd better give me some money...

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#4 07-02-2001 11:38pm

Paladin

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I thought this thread was gonna be insulting the vertically challenged. I was dissappointed.

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#5 08-02-2001 8:28am

C B

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#6 08-02-2001 8:43am

Blitzkrieger

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wasn't there a longer version of that joke a while back? It was funnier

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#7 08-02-2001 1:58pm

Da Bounca

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personally i think CB's little vomitting smiley face is a lot funnier

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#8 08-02-2001 10:16pm

Victor

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BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWK! :-(
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I know things about pigeons, Lily

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#9 15-02-2001 9:43pm

core

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CB,s pukin head was DEFINETLY funnier =].

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#10 16-02-2001 9:28am

C B

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Thank you. Thank you very much!

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