Windows 2000 for Northsiders

sutty

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the North
Dublin version of Windows 2000 may have accidentally been
shipped outside of Ireland.

If you have one of the North Dublin editions you may need some help
understanding the commands.

The North Dublin edition may be recognised by looking at the loading
screen.
It reads "Windoze 2000" with a background picture of a syringe
superimposed on a photograph of the The Anna Livia.

It is shipped with the Guinness screen saver.
Also note:
The Recycle Bin is labeled '****e'
Dialup Networking is called 'all me mates'
Control Panel is known as 'the ****in' computer settins'
The Hard Drive is referred to as 'big ****-off disk'

Other Features:
OK = alroi'
cancel = **** that
yes = roight
no = no bleedin' chance boss
find = go an' get it your ****in self
help = I can't ****in' do it
start = go on ya good thing
personal folder = all me ****

Also note that Windoze 2000 does not recognise capital letters
or punctuation marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to Windoze 2000:
type ritor = a word processor
cullarin book = a graphics package
addin masheen = calculator
choons = CD player
dole = accounting software
bevvy = local off-licences by postcode and price of Guinness
porno = Microsoft Internet Explorer

We regret any inconvenience it may cause if you received a copy
of the North Dublin edition. You may return it for an immediate
replacement.

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Ciaran Sutcliffe
aka: sutty
[HIV]sutty
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Winning Hand

"choons" fell off my chair laughing at that one, you could also try "beets" for the same effect

pol

Are you sure that's not just the Dublin copy?

SantaHoe

Localized for North Dublin?!
That's gotta' be a fake.

Anyway, everyone knows that South Dublin has way more skangers, check a map ffs.