Is there anybody out there?

cjs19

For the sake of the lord where are all the musicians who can actually live up to the title of their occupation? Im a singer and I need a band who dont spend half an hour tuning up or make music on a Casio100. Im lookin for a bassist, drummer, and guitarist that can play music like a language is spoken so that I can prance around and be a cocky frontman and not have to worry that johno might feck up that riff he cudnt get in rehearsal. (I can do this bit hold on....) Are there real musicians out there? If so contact me. 19yrs, dublin, influences:zeppelin, love, gunsnroses, jeff buckley, the stones, bowie, queen. If your an already formed band lookin for a singer, thats great, if not dont matter, you just gotta be talented, committed and enthusiastic. Im sick pissin around in crap venues and its time to become famous, cus Ill have feck all to say in thirty years time when rolling stone asks me about my drug filled, booze plagued lifestyle and I wont be able to tell em an amusing story involving a hotel, a hooker, and how it all began. If your a guitarist who wants to emulate page then contact me, if you dont know what that means, go jump off a bridge.

ferdi

cjs19 wrote:

Is there anybody out there?

yes, but not for you.

name_less

why do you want a guitarist who emulates another guitarist?

Jimmy_Jazz

If you were in Cork, I'd join you like a shot.

Stifler

well in! ive sent you a pm

Fusion251

Yes I am a "real" musician, but tbh you don't sound like a very serious singer, just a dreamer man, dreamer. Real musicians generally don't want to play with people like you so you'll have to work with what ya get man...

:cool:

Fusion

Nidge

I think you just summed it up for yourself, so you can prance on the stage...
Who are you that can just demand perfection from the people playing the instruments? You must be some ****ing singer if you think you can justify talking so arrogantly, are you perfect, do you never **** up? Why don't YOU go jump off a ****ing bridge. Singers, pfffe!!!

(capable singers of boards do not take offence)

Fusion251

Yeah die premadonna singers who actually that talented anyway, go learn an instrument!

Phil_321

ferdi wrote:

cjs19i wrote:

Is there anybody out there?

yes, but not for you.

Hey, don't mind him, there's somebody for everyone. I'm sure you'll find you're soulmate just give it time.

Spalk0

Your far too full of yourself!.....I can see it now "Im bigger than the band" crap! :rolleyes:

2+2=5

cjs19 wrote:

For the sake of the lord where are all the musicians who can actually live up to the title of their occupation? Im a singer and I need a band who dont spend half an hour tuning up or make music on a Casio100. Im lookin for a bassist, drummer, and guitarist that can play music like a language is spoken so that I can prance around and be a cocky frontman and not have to worry that johno might feck up that riff he cudnt get in rehearsal. (I can do this bit hold on....) Are there real musicians out there? If so contact me. 19yrs, dublin, influences:zeppelin, love, gunsnroses, jeff buckley, the stones, bowie, queen. If your an already formed band lookin for a singer, thats great, if not dont matter, you just gotta be talented, committed and enthusiastic. Im sick pissin around in crap venues and its time to become famous, cus Ill have feck all to say in thirty years time when rolling stone asks me about my drug filled, booze plagued lifestyle and I wont be able to tell em an amusing story involving a hotel, a hooker, and how it all began. If your a guitarist who wants to emulate page then contact me, if you dont know what that means, go jump off a bridge.

i suggest maybe you try out for pop idol or something of that nature.. you sound like what simon cowell and co are looking for

jcoote

well u have the right attitude anyway. i always say if your lookin to make friends be a gob****e.... i hear westlife are lookin for a new members.. look into it!!!!

Giblet

What is going on in threads lately, if you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything.

ferdi

in fairness, he's being a tool and is probably a troll.

tibilt

least he has balls. 13 replies and all you did was nitpick or make fun. all your precious influences were full of themselves, like all good musicians are. cut the irony or just plain shut up.

Nidge

tibilt wrote:

least he has balls. 13 replies and all you did was nitpick or make fun. all your precious influences were full of themselves, like all good musicians are. cut the irony or just plain shut up.

So hang on you are giving out to us for giving out about him, then you say his influences are stuck up, and so are giving out to him and then are telling us to shut up....nice.

Kid Thunder

cjs19 wrote:

For the sake of the lord where are all the musicians who can actually live up to the title of their occupation? Im a singer and I need a band who dont spend half an hour tuning up or make music on a Casio100. Im lookin for a bassist, drummer, and guitarist that can play music like a language is spoken so that I can prance around and be a cocky frontman and not have to worry that johno might feck up that riff he cudnt get in rehearsal. (I can do this bit hold on....) Are there real musicians out there? If so contact me. 19yrs, dublin, influences:zeppelin, love, gunsnroses, jeff buckley, the stones, bowie, queen. If your an already formed band lookin for a singer, thats great, if not dont matter, you just gotta be talented, committed and enthusiastic. Im sick pissin around in crap venues and its time to become famous, cus Ill have feck all to say in thirty years time when rolling stone asks me about my drug filled, booze plagued lifestyle and I wont be able to tell em an amusing story involving a hotel, a hooker, and how it all began. If your a guitarist who wants to emulate page then contact me, if you dont know what that means, go jump off a bridge.

Holy **** Colm (upon reading your other posts I can only assume it's you), that was one unholy rant right there but still hope you can make it on Friday..

tibilt

Nidge wrote:

So hang on you are giving out to us for giving out about him, then you say his influences are stuck up, and so are giving out to him and then are telling us to shut up....nice.

i'm giving out to you for being trivial and i was talking about boards obsession with influences in general.

GiantSpacePanda

You are definetly after joining the right band. And **** You to all the people who disagree with the man.