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Drinkin` isnt it great..

  • 26-01-2001 11:18pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭



    An man's been drinking at a pub all night. When
    he stands up to leave, he falls flat on his face. He
    tries to stand one more time, but to no avail. Again,
    he falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl
    outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will
    sober him up. Once outside, he stands up and, sure
    enough, he falls flat on his face. The Irishman
    decides to crawl the four blocks to his home.

    When he arrives at the door, he stands up and falls
    flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his
    bedroom. When he reaches his bed, he tries one more
    time to stand up. This time, he manages to pull
    himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed.
    He is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the
    pillow.

    He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over
    him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!"

    "Why do you say that?" he asks innocently.

    "The pub called. You left your wheelchair there
    again."
    smile.gif



Comments

  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    hehe thats good
    heard a joke simular to that *somewere*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭tobi


    Truly evil – but funny biggrin.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Hehe. Oh so cruel smile.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Hunter-FLUID


    CRUDE but funny. smile.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    I would say just funny tongue.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    That was ment to go on a new Topic sorry!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Then delete / edit is and post a new topic!

    [Nsk]Victor
    [NSK]MAC10ASSASSIN
    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
    I know things about pigeons, Lily


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