Tractor

meditraitor

Knew a guy once called tractor, and another called cunthooks

anyone have any friends with stupid nicknames..

Matthewthebig

I knew a guy called teapot

Chad ghostal

who wants to kick me?

*adele*

me

Rozabeez

Kickin' Is Mine!!!

Chad ghostal

ill paint a target on the spot...
you only get 100m running start..
and no steel toe or big heels..
...ok..go

edibility

Matthewthebig wrote:

I knew a guy called teapot

I know a guy called teapot.

Chad ghostal

i talk to my teapot, does that count?

edibility

YES

My teapot rocks, it never drips or anything, and has one of those built in sieves so you can use real tea in it without needing a strainer.

meditraitor

Chad ghostal wrote:

who wants to kick me?

Anyone remember Goerge Webb Shoe's , now them badboys would do damage

PH01

fr wishy washy

rub-it-in-ray...........due to his constant boasting about what he owned etc.

Interceptor

edibility wrote:

YES

My teapot rocks, it never drips or anything, and has one of those built in sieves so you can use real tea in it without needing a strainer.

Who drinks tea out of a pot anymore - that is sooooo last century. In modern houses we use an invention called the TEEE-BAAAG and you don't need to be blocking your sink with something that belongs in a swamp.

I once knew a guy who pretended to be a tractor all the time - used to fill himself with 'diesel' (red lemonade) and pull stuff around the yard. He was a bit nuts tho'

I knew a guy called Gooey - does that count?

'c

Piste

I knew a guy who LOVED tractors. He grew up on a farm and had loads of tractor memorabilia. He had tractor posters, tractor parts, miniture tractors and every year he went to the 'Tractor of the Year ' contest in Kerry. Sadly, one day his dad was hit by a wild tractor that escaped from the zoo and was killed. This really upset the guy and he hated tractors from then on. He tore down his tractor posters and gave away all his tractor memorabilia and stopped going to the 'tractor of the year' contest in Kerry. So a few years later he was sitting in a pup (this was pre-smoking ban) and a woman said 'Jeez, it's awfully smoky in here' 'Look I'll sort that out for you' he said and sucked in all the smoke in one breath and blew it out the window. 'Thats amazing' she said 'How did you learn to do that?'


'I'm an ex-tractor fan'

Matthewthebig

I'm going to kill you! that joke is so bad. i heard it in a longer version though

Piste

Did you hear it off Leo? That's where I heard it.

Matthewthebig

No are a girl called Shawna

Mossy Monk

a guy at secondary school years back could tell you the make and model number of a tractor just by listening to it

Winters

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