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chinese proverbs

  • 20-12-2000 11:45AM
    #1
    stu_69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 568 ✭✭✭


    Subject: chinese proverbs
    > >>
    > >> Virginity like bubble, one pr1ck, all gone.
    > >>
    > >> Man who run in front of car get tired.
    > >>
    > >> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    > >>
    > >> Man with hand in pocket feel sh1tty all day.
    > >>
    > >> Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    > >>
    > >> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    > >>
    > >> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    > >>
    > >> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
    > >>
    > >> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    > >>
    > >> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
    > >>
    > >> Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
    > >>
    > >> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    > >>
    > >> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
    > >>
    > >> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    > >>
    > >> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
    > >>
    > >> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
    > >>
    > >> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    > >>
    > >> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement
    > >>
    > >> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
    > >>
    > >> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    > >>
    > >> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
    > >>


    [This message has been edited by stu_69 (edited 20-12-2000).]


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