Ringtone Hate Thread!!

tSubh Dearg

I heard on the radio this morning that the delightful Crazy Frog ringtone is going to be made into a dance track! :eek: Will we never escape from its craziness???

Hal1

I hate that cúnt :mad:

Knifey_Spoony

You gotta be joking!?! Who in their right mind will buy it?? Everyone I know seems to hate that stupid ringtone. Looks like its gonna haunt us all forever though.... aargh!!!

Kêrmêttê

Oh dear! No doubt the stoopid little gits that have d/loaded it on their phones will make it No.1 in the charts in no time! :eek:
I HATE that ringtone with a passion...

... but... what's wrong with crazy frogs??
I'm starting to feel a bit insecure here!

tSubh Dearg

The people who bought the stupid ringtone in the first place will probably buy it...then it'll be at no.1 for weeks and weeks and then I'll go insane! :eek:

tSubh Dearg

It's not crazy frogs in general that are disliked just that weird crazy frog with the dangly bits.

tk123

Is that his belly button or his nob or what!?

Flukey

I only saw that ad for the first time over the weekend. Now I understand!

Deadwing

apparrently the crazy frog is the best selling ringtone of all time. Awwwwful lot of morons out there :rolleyes:

Buttmunchy

Hmm... I don't think its bad. Have you heard the Squeaky Duck? It would drive you more around the toilet than that stupid excuse for a frog!

Mimikyu

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Spalk0

Ah C'mon youve got to admit the crazy frog doing the 'Motorbike' ringtone is quite funny!

Was well jarred with my mates in the pub the other day when my mates phone went off to that!Half of us nearly collapsed ion histerics there and then!

toiletduck

Trigger! wrote:

Ah C'mon youve got to admit the crazy frog doing the 'Motorbike' ringtone is quite funny!

no, its not. i hate that tune so much........

stagolee

oooooh that song is not going to be good for my sanity at all.
ive managed to mostly avoid the ringtone and the ads but when whatever marketing company is responsible stick a moronicaly simple 4/4 drumbeat behind it in the misguided opinion that this turns it into music daft kids are bound to play it at full volume ad nauseum on public transport.
not long after i first find myself confined on said public transport with said daft teenagers ill be in the dock facing charges. look out for me in the newspaper court reports hopefully not on gbh charges but more likely for causing a disturbance on the bus by franticly trying render myself unconsious in some desperate manner

ven0m

Ringtone assmasters Jamster need to be obliterated by some kind of slow gruesome means - first the stupid dancing hippo, then that bastardin' crazy frog now the ****in sweety chick thingy..... JAMSTER ARE BASTARDS!!!!!!


::: ven0mous :::

Ciaran500

But is there anything we can do?

tman

stagolee wrote:

oooooh that song is not going to be good for my sanity at all.
ive managed to mostly avoid the ringtone and the ads but when whatever marketing company is responsible stick a moronicaly simple 4/4 drumbeat behind it in the misguided opinion that this turns it into music daft kids are bound to play it at full volume ad nauseum on public transport.

hehe.
i'm just about evil enough to make my own remix of it.
filthy acid, an off beat reversed bass, heavily distorted kicks and the crazy frog sample slapped on top

ven0m

Ciaran500 wrote:

But is there anything we can do?

well - without giving this too much thought - storm their offices, hang the staff out the windows by their entrails, piss in their water dispensers, stick red hot pokers in the ears of all staff members & finally parading their CEO's head around on a pike to the sounds of "it's a small world" ...... sounds very fair to me..... anyone else????


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ixoy

All well and good ven0m, but can we do this for under four yoyos?

jobonar

terrible ringtone, most annoying ad ever and no doubt the song will only be worse but the crazy frog has made nearly €20 million since it was started! :eek: :mad:

koneko

Trigger! wrote:

Ah C'mon youve got to admit the crazy frog doing the 'Motorbike' ringtone is quite funny!

No it isn't, it's woeful. I can't think of anything that's less funny.

Imposter

I've not heard this but it can't be as bad as the German and Austrian number 1 at the moment. Meet Schnappi (Click on the "hier anhören" link after track 1)!

aodh_rua

Apparently its gotten over 10 million downloads (at a fiver a pop or whatever that's some turnover).

Altheus

koneko wrote:

No it isn't, it's woeful. I can't think of anything that's less funny.

Gay Byrne would come close, and Brendan O'Carroll, throw Twink in there to.

Altheus

Ba ba ba ba bab babab babaa bab ooh ring dinga dinga dinga digna wooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah eee.

stagolee

Altheus wrote:

Gay Byrne would come close, and Brendan O'Carroll, throw Twink in there to.

i dunno mate , i could definatley get some amusement from throwing twink at gay byrne and brendan ocarrol , expecially if it was from a height

[CALIBUR]

Image that Jamster is full chavs that steel other people stuff of the internet and make out they made it and play it to death on tv.

I really want to kill myself if this goes on!!!

garthv

Stop em now!
http://www.petitiononline.com/bdh1234/petition.html

Dude, at least sign it yourself!

But I'm starting to wonder which is more annoying, the ads themselves (since I don't watch tv that much) or everyone talking about it constantly on here.

So how about that local sports team then?

garthv

i did sign it....

Mr E

Yeah, this is the 3rd active thread in After Hours about ringtones. Start ONE thread about ringtones and bitch about them in there

TmB

TmB wrote:

Start ONE thread about ringtones and bitch about them in there

Or a forum...

And Garth_V, when I checked you hadn't signed it!

ven0m

Altheus wrote:

Ba ba ba ba bab babab babaa bab ooh ring dinga dinga dinga digna wooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah eee.

You sir are a bastard!!!!!


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seamus

Threads merged.

Lump

Apparently if it's signed to a record company on of the BBC radio one dj's is going to dress up as a frog at some big event. They played a sample of the song of Chris Moyles this morning.... it's bad.

John

Mimikyu

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Shrimp

Theres this new thing.. like the frog, except it's a chicken, i dont find it as annoying as it's a song rather than a random, car impersonation!!

Gone West

Just ringtones in general! All of them. even the plain ones. Silent vibration mode for me, thanks!

Shrimp

even better is just silent mode.. no vibration..

crazy angel

omg tis like the apocolypse(spelling)

Shrimp

haha.. lol.. oh now.. the RINGTONES ARE COMING..

*adele*

its his nob alright!he he he .thank god i dont listen to dance music....