What's Its Name?

[Jackass]

You know.....ya, you know what i mean!

Stop acting like you don't know what i mean!!!

You know.............your <o<k! the 'oul lad...the meat bus, Mr.Johnson himelf, your lad, big willy, dangley bits...Your cattle prod! What's it name?

Mine's called Rodney, and i have a left nipple called Lucy.

Any name for other parts, like, i dunno, calling your ar$e hole the chocolate factory or something...but a name, a real persons name, like "My arse is called pat"

Girls feel free to weigh in.......what you call the left one...... and the right one? dont forget to mention sarah....the dimple on your ar$e cheek

therecklessone

I call my dick DubGuy22, somehow seems appopriate.

*adele*

yeah it is and i also hate that his nipple has the same name as my granny,change it or i will rip it off!

Sarky

Mr. Penis.

CuLT

General Jip,
Major Mofo,
Lieutenant Langer,
Private Partz.

steveland?

Dr. Snuggles

Another childhood memory ruined

Sarky

steveland? wrote:

Dr. Snuggles

Another childhood memory ruined

Nah, I always suspected Dr. Snuggles was a filthy degenerate. He made a robotic woman in one episode, I recall. And his assistant was a hamster, wasn't he? Very suspect.

edibility

My boobs are called Betsy and Agnus.....

Sarky

Do they have adventures every week like Dr. Snuggles did?

edibility

NO.

They're boobs of doom.

They suffocate people whilst they sleep.

*presses temple, clothes fall off, little propellers pop out of nipples, and flies away*

Chad ghostal

edibility wrote:

NO.

They're boobs of doom.

They suffocate people whilst they sleep.

*presses temple, clothes fall off, little propellers pop out of nipples, and flies away*

holy crap thats impressive..
do it again.

therecklessone

edibility wrote:

NO.

They're boobs of doom.

They suffocate people whilst they sleep.

But what a pleasant way to go... :eek:

CuLT

therecklessone wrote:

But what a pleasant way to go... :eek:

You know, that doesn't appeal to me at all...

I hope I haven't caught teh gay :eek:

edibility

CuLT wrote:

You know, that doesn't appeal to me at all...

I hope I haven't caught teh gay :eek:

Nah, you're just a bàstard

doonothing

DISCLAIMER: i had nothing to do with the making of this list, i take no credit for this whatsoever, all credit shall be distributed evenly by lisa and jane, progenitors of THE LIST...

Cock

Dick

Prick

Knob

Willy/Willie

One-eyed monster

Weiner

Trouser snake

Pocket trout

John Thomas

Wanger

Organ

**** stick

Bratwurst

Serpent

Anaconda

‘The’ beast

Studstick

One-eyed trouser snake

Lonely finger

Monkey

Weapon

Wanghorn

Major

El Capitan

Boastful plum

Spike

Princess Sophie

Lollipop

Log

Lieutenant

Cucumber

Sword

Bone

General

Sergeant Major

Johnny

Johnson

Manhood

Duke of Wellington

Me lad

Me little fella

Pecker

Me ould fella

Langer

Member

Bite (Gallic)

Tool (massive)

Wrench

Sausage

Rod

Instrument

Banana

Purple-headed yoghurt spitter

Todger

Piece of pork

The Quare Fella

Milkman

Pipe

Stocking filler

Little Soldier

Plough

Submarine

Needle

Yoke

Screw

Dong

Little man

Pike

Slickstick

Animal

Love muscle

Wang

Paddy

Prince Albert

Talent

Cong

Joystick

Pencil

Thing

Weasel

Bishop

Frankfurter

Hot dog

Tallywhacker

Schlong

Schnitzel

Woman-maker

Snake

Dork

Spear

Fleshrocket

Mantube

Third leg

Gearstick

Cannon

Sergeant

Eleventh finger

Whacker

Pin

Twig

Screwdriver

Ding-a-Ling

Littlejohn

Wurst

Hose

Utensil

Piece

Jag

Meat

Wand

Baguette

Ammunition

Dripstick

Sperminator

Fabulous weapon

Weapon of Ass Destruction

Kielbasa

Szechwan Pork (thank word for spellcheck)

Pink oboe

Piscin

Spitting cobra

Caideog

Spaghetti string

Mr. Big

One-eyed milkman

Cruise missile

Pants-dwelling Stocking Filler

Dr. Love’s Syringe

Cherry popper

Thief of Innocence

Tomahawk

Turbo charger

Slide trombone

The P-bomb

Santa’s little helper

Schneider

Magnum .45 (it can blow your head clean off)

Maiden breaker

Little Twitchy

Lord of the Laderhosen

Big Friendly Giant

Bushwhacker

Missionary Priest

Tiny Tim

Artful Dodger

Glue Gun

Jimmy Durante

Roger

Ding-Dong

Heartbreaker(thank you Paul the Ride)

Babymaker(once again, Paul RA)

Pee-Pee

Spunkinator

Lovewand

Dog

Linebreaker

Candlestick

Lightsabre

Mushroom

Handle

Spunkblaster

Gizcannon

Mickey

(*Ahem*)

Rugged spear

Little bald man

Pump-action shotgun

Whistle

Purple supersoaker

Whistle

Tools of the gods

Pile driver

Mantool

Dr. Feelgood

The mouse

Mr. Tinkle

Pig Ugly Love King

Snozzcumber

Little bighorn

The Agitator

Long John Silver

Vlad the Impaler

Glowstick

Dangly bit

Ferrari

Spout

Vag-ripper

Enchanted sword

Mr. Happy Times

Blackjack

Flute

Bod

Plunger

It

Spunkblaster

Incredible Hulk

Spear

Rasher

Salami

Trouserburster

Turkey Baster

Virginity Blaster

Two-minute shooter

Hotrod

Messenger

Nuclear Warhead

Giant Redwood

Tommy gun

Mini-me

Mr. Wiggly

Playboy

Whangdoodle

Space invader

Jelly tot

Dark Lance

The Big Dipper

Wassolini whacker

Wanked

Battering Ram

Tube steak

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile

Uncle Dick

Pink Cadillac

Violater

Magic wand

The Fireman

Soap Dispenser

Dark Saber

Zobe (Gallic)

The Inseminator

Pisser

Vader’s Helmet

Swashbuckler

The Jazzer

Zucchini

Spitting Sausage

Love Salami

Bristly Love Wand

Wooly mammoth

Syphilisilator

MVP (most valuable player)

Magic Johnson

Fava (Italian)

Lower Extremity

VIP

Trouser mouser

Truck

One-eyed one-horned flying purple babymaker

Musket

Dicky Dido

Ace Rimmer

Bastard Sword

The One

Wad Deployer

Pen 15

Hot meat Injection

Love warrior

The Landshark

Frankenstein

Maiden Ravager

Penetrator

Red-tipped Rocket

Rear Admiral

Cave Dweller

The Diggler

Wibbly Wobbly Wonder

Rodimus Prime

Shiny R2 Unit

Rapier

Musketeer

Wet sausage

Fr. John’s Holy Stick

Cake-Icer

Toothpaste Tube

Slimy sex missile

Beef Suppository

Clouded Frost Spire

Sticky Wicket

Dick Tracey

Bottle of Milk

Crawl the Warrior King

Torpedo Tube

Slinky

Slingshot

Bayonette

The Big Dog

Lord of the Ring

Womb Raider

Little Hobbit

Vag Invader

Slimy Ghekko

Bollard

Cum cannon

Crowbar

Pringle tin

Old Oak Tree

Rhythm stick

Arse Rammer

edibility

Some of those are brilliant in particular "Princess Sophie" :D:D
As to "Weapon of Ass Destruction"....have you seen the movies?

therecklessone

CuLT wrote:

You know, that doesn't appeal to me at all...

I hope I haven't caught teh gay :eek:

Nah, more likely explained by the fact that I am a deviant...

Mimikyu

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Crucifix

Despite turning my back on McDonalds, mine's still known as 'The Ramburgerlar'

Interceptor

Mines called Mr Lonely. *sigh*

'c

orangerooster

"The Quare Fella" brilliant.

ARGINITE

*pop*