Why Tinky Winky Can't be gay

Lump

The Purse doesn't match the shoes. Purple AND Red, I mean really,
clash-o-rama!

He's kinda' obese. Everybody knows that gay men (especially public figures)
are in remarkable shape.

That headpiece. Where I rate it for its FABULOUS height and tasteful shape,
it really doesn't have much in the way of frills, its just a triangle. A
true gay person would have accessorized it with beads, pearls, sequins
and/or something frilly.

He hangs out in a meadow - um, skip that one, George Michael in the park
ruined that analogy for me.

He's a really bad dancer. Enough said.

The name Tinky Winky. I don't know a gay man on the planet who would go
with a name like that. It screams "I'm small 'down there' and I don't care
who knows it!"

John

richindub2

Lol lump,nothing to rule you out then

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SantaHoe

Originally posted by Lump:
I don't know a gay man on the planet who would go with a name like that.

You sound like you hang around with a lot of gay men there Lump.

Blitzkrieger

lol - did you write that yourself?

richindub2

I'd say he wrote it from expierence blitz

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Blade

Hmmm dunno bout that man, dunno where you get your information from at all:

<Moderator Edit>
That pic was a little bit too graphic!!! Here's a link instead. Don't get upset!!!
http://www.esatclear.ie/~lorenzo/telefock.jpg

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[This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 09-11-2000).]

Lump

No, actually I didn't write it me self, even though theres no point in me saying that, cause you'll never believe me, I actually got it in me E-mail last night.


John