ice cream!!

SHADOW

1) Why was Pamela Anderson's boob job so expensive?
Inflation.


2) A Frenchman, an Italian and a Englishman are discussing who make the best lovers. The Frenchman says: 'Of course it is the French. When I make love to a woman, I pour expensive champagne over her and and lick it off. During our lovemaking, the woman rises a foot off the bed in sheer delight.'
'That's nothing,' says the Italian. 'When I make love to a woman, I spread the finest Italian ice cream over her and suck it off. When I am finished, the woman rises two feet off the bed in ecstasy.'
'That's nothing,' says the nglishman. 'After i've bonked my missus, I wipe my willy on the curtains and she goes straight through the roof.'

3) A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast -bacon and eggs perhaps.
To follow, she offers him a slice of toast or some cornflakes, grapefruit and a cup of coffee. Her husband declines.'It's the Viagra,' he explains. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.' At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd ike a bowl of homemade soup and crusty bread. But once again, the husband no, blaming his lack of appetite on Viagra.
That evening , the wife offers to go to the chippy and buy him a nice cod supper. 'Sorry love, I'm still not hungry,' the husband says. It'sthe Viagra.'
'Well then,' the wife explodes, 'would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody straving!'

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