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A scary story for halloween

  • 26-10-2000 10:11am
    #1
    Venom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭


    A man was walking home alone late one night
    when he hears a.......
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    Walking faster he looks back, and
    makes out the image of an upright coffin
    banging its way down the middle of the street
    towards him
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    Terrified, the man begins to run
    towards his home, the coffin bouncing
    quickly behind him ....
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    He runs up to his door, fumbles with
    his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
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    However, the coffin crashes through
    his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
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    clappity-BUMP...
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    on the heels of the terrified man....
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    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man
    locks himself in. His heart is pounding;
    his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
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    With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
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    The man screams and reaches for something,
    anything ... but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
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    Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the
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    ... the coffin stops.
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Comments

  • #2
    MiCr0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,265 ✭✭✭MiCr0


    thats terrible, really really terrible


  • #3
    Bard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    *cough...* bloody awful!!!
    bard.gif


  • #4
    C B
    Closed Accounts Posts: 616 ✭✭✭C B


    This is the end ... the end of humour as we know it.


  • #5
    richindub2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,307 ✭✭✭richindub2


    wow,so very very bad.....

    somebody needs to be shot everytime something like this joke appears around the world tongue.gif
    UP DA DUBS!! :)


  • #6
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    OMFG, what a piece of shíte.

    John


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  • #7
    Lord Khan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Lord Khan


    Originally posted by richindub2:

    somebody needs to be shot everytime something like this joke appears around the world tongue.gif

    and I nominate Venom to be first



  • #8
    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    hahah thats gota be one of the lamest jokes I heqard in a long long time

    :Oj:


  • #9
    tobi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭tobi


    /methink he forgot the punchline biggrin.gif


  • #10
    Take it
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Take it


    hahahaha Fukken class!

    Oh wait i mean crap yea crap joke!


  • #11
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    How very very cccccccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrraaaap

    Doc


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  • #12
    darthmise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭darthmise


    I lover it !!!!
    Flippin' great one!
    Sould have went in the 'all time fave jokes'


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