Jokes anyone?

vindictive_miss

I need harmless silly jokes for a magazine thing I'm making. I guessed this would be the best place to ask. The more stupid and crappy the better. Keep them clean though, don't need anyone corrupting my innocent mind.

Matthewthebig

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar!

Two drums and a symbal(sp?) fall off a cliff. Ba Dum p chuh!

vindictive_miss

oops i just found the humour forum, maybe i should try there.

Matthewthebig

Thats no fun. stay we need love.they keep us locked up in here.

pinkpimp

Two grains of sand are in the desert. One turns to the other: 'its busy here eh?'

Why is there a clock on the leaning tower of Pisa?
Because they'res no point having the inclination if you dont have the time.

Matthewthebig

how many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

one two, one two

Interceptor

Two slices of bread and a slice of cheese go into a bar, and the barman says,'Get out - we don't serve sandwiches'.

'c

Now away to the Humour board before we drive you mad..

Sarky

Two snowmen in a field, one says to the other "I know, I smell carrots too..."

Damn you, Karl Hungus, for putting that joke in my brain! I demand you crack open my head and remove that joke this instant!

vindictive_miss

Thanks guys these jokes are great! Especially the roadies one, was laughin at that for ages

Matthewthebig

How many dirty stinkin apes does it take to change a lightbulb?

3. 1 dirty stinkin ape to change the bulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to through feces at eachother!

ARGINITE

*pop*