Reasons its great to be a male

The_Elf

Your last name stays put.
> * The garage is all yours.
> * Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> * Chocolate is just another snack.
> * You can be President.
> * You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
> * Same work...more pay
> * Wrinkles add character.
> * Wedding dress $2000; Tux $100
> * If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
> * New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> * Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice
> anything different?"
> * One mood ALL the damn time.
> * You know stuff about tanks.
> * A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> * You can open all your own jars.
> * Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
> * Everything on your face stays it's original color.
> * You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without
> ever thinking "He must be mad at me?"
> * The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> * You don't have to shave below your neck.
> * One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
> * You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
> * And, Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
> December 24th, in 45 minutes.

Kastro

nice
these will be handy for my lady friends!!!