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HA HA HA!!!

Doc · 2000-10-29 15:13:00

A guy goes into a bar. He's sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - there's nobody near him. He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific." The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He…

29-10-2000 3:13pm

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Doc

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A guy goes into a bar. He's sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - there's nobody near him. He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific." The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar.
"Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "What's with the nuts?"

"Oh," the bartender answers, "They're complimentary."

Doc
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#2 29-10-2000 11:31pm

Bard

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*groan*... c'mon Dave... you can do better than that! - that one's as corny as f**k..!!

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#3 30-10-2000 10:18am

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What a crappy Joke UGUGUGHGUHGUGHUGHG

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#4 30-10-2000 11:13am

Lenny

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lol where in the hell do pe0ns get these jokes ffs

:Oj:

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#5 31-10-2000 1:25am

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I LIKE IT!!!!
Im going to the bear fights tomorrow, want to come with ??

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#6 31-10-2000 1:37am

tobi

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HeHeHe nice one

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