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Practical Joke on groom-to-be!

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  • 28-01-2005 4:37pm
    #1
    paddyg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭


    Hi,
    just thought I'd enquire if anyone has any good practical jokes for me to play on a friend of mine who's stag im going to soon!
    He is the type who is always pulling the piss out of everyone for a laugh and it'd be good to catch him out.

    Im not going to strip him and tie him to a lampost, but something easier and more subtle!

    Cheers
    paddy


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    PaddyjDunne
    Registered Users Posts: 183 ✭✭PaddyjDunne


    do nothing. My stags is coming up and i'm ****ting myself cos of people like this!! :)


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    #3
    cajun_tiger
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    get a male stripper instead of a female


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    aidan_walsh
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    cajun_tiger wrote:
    get a male stripper instead of a female
    Nice :D


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    joejoem
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    On the wedding day get tip-ex and right help on the sole of one shoe and me on the sole of the other. When he kneels down at the alter everyone in the crowd can see it.


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    the mavmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭the mavmeister


    Take him out for a few pints. whe he goes to the jacks get everyone to dip their cock in his pint and use a photo-phone to document this. Then when he comes back let him finish the pint. As he is draining the last few drops from the glass,show him the photo's. Voila!


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    DaBreno
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    the mavmeister wrote:
    Take him out for a few pints. whe he goes to the jacks get everyone to dip their cock in his pint and use a photo-phone to document this. Then when he comes back let him finish the pint. As he is draining the last few drops from the glass,show him the photo's. Voila!

    you will burn for Eternitiy.


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    galactus
    Registered Users Posts: 990 ✭✭✭galactus


    Make him wear a dress, make-up etc. Then make sure he's only given non-alcoholic drinks for the evening while you and your buddies get plastered. :D


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    Orion
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    joejoem wrote:
    On the wedding day get tip-ex and right help on the sole of one shoe and me on the sole of the other. When he kneels down at the alter everyone in the crowd can see it.

    Or paint L on the right shoe and R on the left :D


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    Hobbes
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    Generally better to do nothing. The groom has enough crap to be worrying about as it is.

    That said in a previous job the guys in work at a stag party instead of bringing him home after the stag took all his money and bought him a one way ticket to holyhead.


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    The_B_Man
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    tell him ur gettin a stripper then get a blubbogram!
    i like the tippex on the soles of his shoes idea too. how about on one shoe write "I'm" and on the other write "GAY".


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    landser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭landser


    do you not think it's a bit juvenile. hate to sound like a wet blanket, but the guy's got enough on his plate. most of the stuff isn't funny anyway... oooh look a man dressed as a baby/woman/batman..... funny as cancer

    i'm getting wed next year and i wouldn't thank my mates for any of this stuff... i'd probably uninvite them to the wedding


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    the mavmeister
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    Well me and my mates used the pint cockdip at our mates stag night and he thought it was the funniest thing ever. Every man should have room for a bit lof low brow humour in his life.


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    Pyr0
    Registered Users Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    The_B_Man wrote:
    tell him ur gettin a stripper then get a blubbogram!
    i like the tippex on the soles of his shoes idea too. how about on one shoe write "I'm" and on the other write "GAY".

    I was thinking the same thing :)


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    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    the mavmeister wrote:
    Well me and my mates used the pint cockdip at our mates stag night and he thought it was the funniest thing ever. Every man should have room for a bit lof low brow humour in his life.

    Yeah hilarious, all those other blokes cóck juices, and píss and cheese. Lovely.


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    harney
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    Could be the alcohol / tednancy to lean towards the dark side speaking, but I'm thinking Paris Hilton movie + some sort of photo shop equivalent. :D


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    Matthewthebig
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    shave off half an eyebrow. classic but effective!


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    [Deleted User]
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    Matthewthebig wrote:
    shave off half an eyebrow. classic but effective!
    no just do one, that way he'l actually have to shave the other one off himself, the most embarrassing and worst feeling in your life!


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    Matthewthebig
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    its not that bad i waxed both of mine off.

    another prank. superglue his ass cheeks together!


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    popinfresh
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    He'll have a wedding to go, don't go sahvin the poor chap.


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    #21
    *adele*
    Registered Users Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    do somethin funny not somethin that he will regret 4 ever like ruinin him 4 his wedding photos


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    Victor
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    Got my brother trollied and locked, i.e. we took him home in a shopping trolley and threw him into the lough on the way.


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    nicholas.murphy
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    I knew a guy who fell off a jetty into the lake drunk, and his friends rolled around laughing at him while he waved his arms around. He drowned. If you send me your contact details Victor, I'll pass them along to his family so you can tell them your funny story in person.


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    waraf
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    You could always copy that Swedish e-mail that was going around there a few years ago where they got the groom so drunk he passed out, then all the lads shaved their nether regions and glued the hair to his face to make a nice pube beard. Dunno if I'd have the balls (sorry no pun intended) for it but the e-mail made me laugh


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    OldGoat
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    Can't believe that the OP hasn't been told to shag his mates intended yet.
    I'm dissapointed AH. Poor form. :(

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    January
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    nicholas.murphy wrote: »
    I knew a guy who fell off a jetty into the lake drunk, and his friends rolled around laughing at him while he waved his arms around. He drowned. If you send me your contact details Victor, I'll pass them along to his family so you can tell them your funny story in person.

    Jesus way to drag up an old thread... I'm sure yer man is long married by now...

    Oh btw... shaving eyebrows or anything like that would probably put you in the shíts big time with the bride for ruining her wedding photos.


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    Wazdakka
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    joejoem wrote: »
    On the wedding day get tip-ex and right help on the sole of one shoe and me on the sole of the other. When he kneels down at the alter everyone in the crowd can see it.
    Like this?


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