My favourite joke

Excelsior

What did one pig in the bath say to the other pig in the bath?

Pass me the typewriter.

shakel

Mine is:

What's the difference between an apple and an orange?

Nothing, cause motorcycles don't have windows

Shiminay

A PRIZE FOR THE BEST JOKE!!!

Mine is:

2 Goldfish in a tank.
the first one turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"

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All the best,


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Illkillya

nice one kharn - thats going in the topic in #fh

why did the boy fall off his bicycle?
because someone threw a fridge at him

TwoShedsJackson

ah sure the old reliable won't hurt

Two eggs in a frying pan, one says 'Christ, it's hot in here!!' The other egg says 'HOLY $HIT!!!!! A TALKING EGG!!!!!!'



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plastic membrane

Above, the, THE, funniest joke of all time...cracks me up every time.

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Im going to the bear fights tomorrow, want to come with ??

shakel

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's bloody heavy."

tobi

I like it

Lump

Originally posted by Illkillya:
why did the boy fall off his bicycle?
because someone threw a fridge at him

LOL I FÚCKING LOVE IT, had me in the písses for 5 Minutes. Still laugh when I think about it.
Sorry, I still love my Shíte joke of "A man walks into a bar, Says OOOWWWWWW .......... it was an Iron bar"

John


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Take it

2 peanuts walking down the road

One was a salted.

hahah get it assaulted gawd i crack myself up

Shiminay

OK - the winner has to be - illkillya for ...

Why did the boy fall off his bicycle?

Because someone threw a fridge at him

That cracked me up!

Can you make it to the Beer-up on this day week for a presentation??? If not, no prize

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All the best,

lemonhead

mine is not unlike a past one:
2 blondes walk into a bar,
you'd think one of them would have seen it!

Skud

LOL

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Hardcore , Soft porn.

Blitzkrieger

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

MiCr0

with the current situation up the north it has been decided to change the calener. its now runs

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Lucutus

Mwangi comes up to the Kenyan border on his bicycle. He has two large
bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand" answered Mwangi. The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike."
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds
nothing in them but sand. He detains Mwangi overnight and has the sand
analysed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
The guard releases Mwangi, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them
onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand" says Mwangi . The guard does his thorough examination and
discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back
to Mwangi, and Mwangi crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, Mwangi doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cafe in Nairobi.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something.
It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep.
Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Mwangi sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."


heh heh,
Luc

Lump

LOL, I like it.


John