Choo-Choo!

Lucutus

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his
new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her
son saying, "All of you fúckers who want off, get the fúck off now, cause
this is the last stop! And all of you fúckers who are getting on, get
your arses in the train, cause we're going back down the tracks in ten
seconds!"
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and
hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will travel with us again
soon."
She hears the little boy continue,
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand
luggage either under your seat or in the overhead compartments. Remember,
there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"And for those of you who are píssed off about the FÚCKING TWO HOUR delay,
please see the bítch in the kitchen."




Luc

Paladin

HAHAHA

the fnj

hehehehehehe

Doc

Nice one.

DaBounca

lol

Bard

Good one, man

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Lump

LOL, GWAN.

John