when everything else fails

mccodeni

When those lyrics don't work, the golden rule is to revert to insults

>
>MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> >>>> >>> Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
> >>>> >>> Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there considers

>you a fat slut
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Man: Is this seat empty?
> >>>> >>> Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> >>>> >>> Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking my
>dick
> >>>> >>> Man: Your place or mine?
> >>>> >>> Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
> >>>> >>> Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin it to you
>in the back of my car...... I don't give a **** where you go.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Man: So, what do you do for a living?
> >>>> >>> Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
> >>>> >>> Man: So that's how you got that mustache
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> >>>> >>> Woman: Do not enter.
> >>>> >>> Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> >>>> >>> Woman: Unfertilized.
> >>>> >>> Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> >>>> >>> Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
> >>>> >>> Man: That works for me....... as long as you are still a
>little warm when I shove it up your ass.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> Male: Do you want to dance?
> >>>> >>> Female: No!
> >>>> >>> Male: I think you mis-heard me. I said your ass looks fat in

>those pants

SantaHoe

Great one that
Heard it before though...

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yoink

Lump

LOL, Nice one, I should use some of them, on Lisa......... No I dont think So


John