The Worst (or Best) Country-Western Song Titles of All Time

Hobbes

(Real songs I believe)

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2

8. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

14. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You

15. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back In My Bed
As I Cry Over You

16. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

17. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

18. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head

19. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

20. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

21. Please Bypass this Heart

22. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

23. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

havok*

Originally posted by Hobbes:

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

ROFL
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