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this may offend(sorry don't mean to)

  • 27-09-2000 01:57PM
    #1
    stu_69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 568 ✭✭✭


    Moderator Edit
    As the man said, this my be offensive. If anyone's got a problem with it, davitt.waldron@ebeon.com is my email address and I'll remove it.
    End of Edit


    this may offend some-sorry i don't mean to

    One day a Paki called Shabir, a decorator was painting a wall
    >>> white. But on climbing the ladder he slipped and fell into the
    >>> tub ofwhite paint and was covered in white paint. So he
    >> decides to go home and get changed.
    >>>
    >>> On the way his boss Asif says "Shabir what's up? What's
    >> happened to you?"

    >>> Shabir says " I was painting the wall and I was climbing up
    >> the ladder and I slipped and I fell into the tub of white paint.
    >>> Now I'm going home to change my clothes."

    >>> Shabir started walking down the street when came across his mate Azam.
    >>> He says "Shabir what's up? What's happened to you?" Shabir
    >>> says"Look, I was painting the wall and I was climbing up the ladder
    and I
    >>> slipped and I fell into the tub of white paint. Now I'm going home to
    >>> change my clothes.
    >>> Alright!" "Ok Ok I was only asking!" replied Azam

    >>> Further down the street, Imran sees Shabir and says "Shabir
    >>> what's up? What's happened to you?" Shabir says "Flippin' 'eck
    >>> -look I was painting, climbing up the ladder, slipped, fell in white
    paint,
    >>> now going home to get changed!!" "****in' hell mate, I was only
    asking!"

    >>> Getting towards his house, his neighbour Rashid says "Shabir
    >>> what's up? What's happened to you?" Shabir snaps " Sweet Jesus-
    >>> Me, painting, slipped, fell, white paint,home, get changed!!,
    >>> for ****'s sake" Rashid goes " Hey , I was only asking!"


    >>> On approaching,his door, Shabir's wife Saima says "Shabir what's
    >>> up? What's happened to you?" Shabir goes " ****ing hell, I've only
    been
    >>> white for 15 minutes,and already I can't stand you ****ing
    >>> Pakis!!!"
    >>


    [This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 27-09-2000).]


Comments

  • #2
    TonY Stark$
    Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭TonY Stark$


    LMAO, but im offended frown.gif
    =PF=TonY Stark$


  • #3
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,676 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    LMAO - Think i should be offended - then LMAO again biggrin.gif


  • #4
    TonY Stark$
    Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭TonY Stark$


    No man I aint really offended is funny full stop. If an Asian bloke told a joke wit brown paint in it insted of white id still crack up biggrin.gif
    =PF=TonY Stark$


  • #5
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,333 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    I concur. Still, not very clever, is it?


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