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The truth abou pc and mac

  • 11-09-2000 2:53pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭


    ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
    APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

    WWW - World Wide Wait
    DOS - Defunct Operating System

    IBM - I Blame Microsoft
    MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

    PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

    AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
    MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

    WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
    MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers


Comments

  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    That definitely deserves it...

    biggrin.gif LOL - good 'un!!! biggrin.gif

    wink.gif



    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7 lemonhead


    lol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    /bind p " biggrin.gif LOL - good 'un!!! biggrin.gif"

    wink.gif

    Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
    Clan Acid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭pat kenny


    Sico where does your signiture come from?

    O man it's total grid-lock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    *cough*southparksongchocolateballsthingy*cough*

    "Good 'un" smile.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    ah, I used to change it every 2 weeks or so, but I can't be bothered now, especially as it ties in with the Clan Acid bit wink.gif

    Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
    Clan Acid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    LOl, HE HE, IBM I like that one.


    John


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    I also lol.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    LOL theres all good the MACINTOSH is the best I think :P

    in the end.. I'm the last one standing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 601 ✭✭✭[SN]JAG


    heres another one to add

    PCMCIA - People Cant Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭Carnage


    Hehehehe, that's a good one, i'll have to remember it..... smile.gif


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