Take them

BossArky

> When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local
> motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for
> almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his
> license.
>
> He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the
> clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking
> pretty grouchy in this picture."
>
> The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he
> reassured the man, "That's how you're going to look when
> the cops pull you over anyway."
>
>
>
> A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3
> ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending." He
> stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks
> like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect
> your kill?" The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks
> to the warden.
>
> The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger
> into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and
> said, "This here's a Wyoming State duck. Do you
> have a Wyoming state hunting license?" The hunter
> pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a
> Wyoming state hunting license.
>
> The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in
> the bird's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and
> said, "This here's a Nebraska duck. Do you have a Nebraska
> state hunting license?" The hunter, a bit put out, produced
> a Nebraska state hunting license.
>
> The warden took a third duck, conducted the same
> finger test, and said, "This here's a Colorado state
> duck. Do you have a Colorado state hunting license?"
> Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter
> produced the appropriate license.
>
> The warden, a little miffed at having struck out, handed
> the ducks back to the hunter and said, "You've got all
> of these licenses, just where the hell are you from?"
>
> The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said
> "You're so smart, YOU tell ME!"

UNIFLU

At least it was a finger he was using, some real mans man undertones there.

Lump

he he

John