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pat kenny · 2000-09-05 18:33:00

This is an old one. Two gay lovers haveing a romantic candel lit dinner,lets call them Jim and terry. While in coversation Jim says "Terry ,what would you do if I died" And Terry says"well dear Id get a taxidermist to stuff you ,and Id put you on the couch as a reminder of our love" Then Terry says "seeing as you brought…

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This is an old one.

Two gay lovers haveing a romantic candel lit dinner,lets call them Jim and terry.
While in coversation Jim says "Terry ,what would you do if I died"
And Terry says"well dear Id get a taxidermist to stuff you ,and Id put you on the couch as a reminder of our love"
Then Terry says "seeing as you brought up this topic,what would you do if I died.
Jim stops and thinks for a few seconds and then says"well I'd cut you up into tiny pieces,I'd then
make you into a kind of HUMAN CURRY and then I'd eat you"
Terry looks at him stunned "why the hell would you do that"
and jim replies(punchline)"SO I COULD FEEL YOU SLITHER THROUGH MY @RSE ONE LAST TIME"

O man it's total grid-lock.

[This message has been edited by pat kenny (edited 05-09-2000).]

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#2 06-09-2000 9:03am

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!!!

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#3 06-09-2000 9:43am

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*cough* ... *splutter* ... YEUCH!!!!
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#4 06-09-2000 10:46pm

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Heard it, before, any one got nenew stuff :P

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