a day by the lake

Venom

> In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot,
> dry
> fly who said to no one in particular, "gosh... if I go down three
> inches...I
> will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."
> There was a fish in the water thinking, "gosh...if hat fly goes down three
> inches I can eat him."
> There was a bear on the shore thinking, "gosh...if that fly goes down
> three
> inches...that fish will jump for the fly... and I will eat him."
> It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake
> preparing
> to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down
> three
> inches...and that fish leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and
> grab
> for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."
>
> You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but I
> can
> tell you there was more.
>
> A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "gosh...if that fly goes
> down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly ..and that bear grabs
> for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese
> sandwich."
> A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was
> fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time
> "gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that
> fly... and that bear grabs for that fish.. and that hunter shoots that
> bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich.... then I can
> have
> mouse for lunch."
>
> The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the
> cooling
> mist of the water.
> The fish swallows the fly...
> The bear grabs the fish...
> The hunter shoots the bear...
> The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...
> The cat jumps for the mouse...
> The mouse ducks...
> The cat falls into the water and drowns.
>
> The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches...some
> pussy is in danger.
>

Paladin

rofl
fu<k me thats brilliant
stupid in fairness, but brilliant

Stephen

ROFL!

Fabulous!

I was not expecting that at all

pat kenny

Many different alterations on that joke I'v
heard one particular one that ends "whenever the fly drops the pussy gets wet"
but cool joke all the same.

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O man it's total grid-lock.