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  • 22-08-2000 9:40am
    #1
    Pretence
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭


    There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who
    was very
    pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find
    a new girl
    had started.
    Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.
    He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became
    obvious that
    she was interested in him too. But this guy was a loyal man and
    he wouldn't
    do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with
    Lorraine.
    He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with
    her and get it
    on
    with the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine
    but he
    couldn't
    bring himself to do it. One day they went for a walk along the
    river bank
    when
    Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried
    her off and
    she
    drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran
    off smiling
    and
    singing.......
    get ready, it's a cracker.............

    absolute genius...........

    "I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"


Comments

  • #2
    Lucutus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭Lucutus


    I *have* to stop reading these boards...with jokes like that, I think I might die groaning.

    biggrin.gif
    Lucutus of Borg


  • #3
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Ah the joys....
    It's about a society in freefall....


  • #4
    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Where did u get that joke?
    I have a friend who told me that joke and claimed he made it up (which was believable because it was so bad).


  • #5
    Pretence
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    Originally posted by Paladin:
    Where did u get that joke?
    I have a friend who told me that joke and claimed he made it up (which was believable because it was so bad).

    Hey don't knock a class joke man! smile.gif

    A friend of mine in Dublin mailed it to me this morning. Sure a class joke like that is only going to spread like wildfire, heh heh.



  • #6
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    oh jaysus H christ save me...


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  • #7
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Oh what a poxy Joke......... I love it Gwan smile.gif


    John


  • #8
    NakedBibleReadingMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭NakedBibleReadingMan


    nearly as bad as the vile green heaity lipped squid joke (and thats no meen feat)

    is it meen or mean? and is it feet or feat?


  • #9
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Oh my good fluffing God! It's better than the "Prawn again CHristian" one!
    biggrin.gif


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • #10
    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    I can die happy now !! smile.gif


  • #11
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    ent01bigNEW.jpg
    [+_+] <--- omg!! it's a lego man!!!™


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  • #12
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    LOL, do you have gay fantasies about him or something????????

    John


  • #13
    Pretence
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    D{o}S???

    Is the auld wind changing direction on ya........

    Are girls more like the lads these days eh.........

    Are you dropping soap on purpose in the shower............ biggrin.gif


  • #14
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    No, but keep searching, I'm sure you'll find the guy that's right for you...

    PS. You never know, catch me when I'm really drunk one night and you might get lucky.
    /me winks at Pretence.
    [+_+] <--- omg!! it's a lego man!!!™


  • #15
    Pretence
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    biggrin.gif LOL

    /me suddenly have somewhere else to be and run away


  • #16
    DrunkLeprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............


  • #17
    OmiOmi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭OmiOmi


    LOL!!!!!!

    Great joke dude!!!


  • #18
    BossArky
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,586 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    this board is home to some of the best jokes I've ever LOled at.

    that was class, heh.


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