Horroscopes...:)

richindub2

allright, i found this really funny when i found it....

Horoscopes (prepare to be insulted )

AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are a progressive thinker. You also lie a lot and are inclined to be careless and impractical,making the same mistakes over and over. Everyone thinks you are a fu<king jerk.

PISCES You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA. You have some influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. Underneath it all you lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses a lot.

ARIES You are the pioneer type and have strong leadership tendencies, but you regard others with contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and don't take well to advice. You are a pr1ck.

TAURUS You are down to earth and persistent. You are determined and can work like hell. Most people think that you are a pig headed $hit.You're probably a fu<king communist.

GEMINI You are quick and intelligent - a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual, You are also a cheap ba$tard, expecting everything for nothing. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.

CANCER You are extremely sensitive by nature and very caring. You are a wimp, You are hopeless at making decisions and that is why you will always be on welfare and you will never be worth a $hit.

LEO Leo people are born leaders but most people think they are just pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. They are thick a$$holes who break down under honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo People are thieving ba$tard$ who kiss mirrors a lot.

VIRGO You are the logical type and detest disorder. This $hitpicking makes your friends sick. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA Librans are lucky in employment and financial matters. You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male then you are probably queer. Most Libran woman are whores. All Librans die of V. D.

SCORPIO You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will reach the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.You are a perfect Son of a *b1tch. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS You are optimistic and enthusiastic with a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. Most Saggitarians are drunks or pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always fu<king things up.

CAPRICORN you are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basic chicken $hit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance, you should kill yourself.

rich.....

(btw,i just edited it so you could see the language ,it makes it funnier i i think )

[This message has been edited by richindub2 (edited 27-08-2000).]

Stephen

> Virgo

I look forward to my future pimping career

richindub2

Heheh ,good luck with the pimp'n

btw,i'm a sagitarious so i've got becomeing a drunk/pothead to look forward to


[This message has been edited by richindub2 (edited 29-08-2000).]

Paladin

ARIES You are the pioneer type and have strong leadership tendencies, but you regard others with contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and don't take well to advice. You are a *****.

ROFL
So true its uncanny!

pat kenny

If you are male then you are probably queer.

---

O man it's total grid-lock.

metalchicken

Most Libran woman are whores!!!!!!


I ain't.

Cerberus

Most Libians are also notorious for pulling the wool over their own eyes

I was never born therfore none of the above aply to me. I am prefect
ok me is Gemini - have to give you the chance to pull the **** out me I suppose.
I threw in a couple of spelling mistakes to get you started

Excelsior

i dont have a star sign.

Lump

Its right, I am a Príck

John

Paladin

Originally posted by Cerberus:
I am prefect[/qoute]

ROFL!
good un!

Cerberus

Dont lie.. you just got bored pressing that back space didnt you niall?? what have you it down to now? 6 times per sentence?

How many times did you have to refer to the dictionary to get the spelling right so that no one would laugh at it? Don't worry Dave, someday you will get the hang of that difficult capitalisation. Maybe someday you will know where to put that damn apostrophe.

OmiOmi

LOL!!!


AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are a progressive thinker. You also lie a lot and are inclined to be careless and impractical,making the same mistakes over and over. Everyone thinks you are a fu<king jerk.

Well... Maybe I am! hehe

DrunkLeprachaun

I as born in the year of the ox.

podgeen

Originally posted by Cerberus:

I threw in a couple of spelling mistakes to get you started

Dont lie.. you just got bored pressing that back space didnt you niall?? what have you it down to now? 6 times per sentence?

NakedBibleReadingMan

i posted that on the funny network DD

Bloody Drunkard

im virgo I get to be either a bus driver or a pimp cool. The falling asleep druing sex that s down to the drink

---

BlOoDy DrUnKaRd

tobi

LOL
Makes ya think

---

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, its just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?

[This message has been edited by tobiwan (edited 03-09-2000).]

[SN]JAG

SCORPIO You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will reach the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.You are a perfect Son of a *b1tch. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

Damn im gonna be murdred, looks like i will have to start strip mining st annes park


[This message has been edited by [SN]JAG (edited 04-09-2000).]

[This message has been edited by [SN]JAG (edited 04-09-2000).]

richindub2

Originally posted by NakedBibleReadingMan:
i posted that on the funny network DD

Heh,sry Nb,i got it off elite,he mailed me this big joke book thingy,has hundreds of jokes in it,its cool...