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NOT a clean one!

  • 20-08-2000 1:10pm
    #1
    metalchicken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭


    ok, Pretence's "clean joke" reminded me of this one, and as I usually forget jokes a couple of minutes after I hear them, so I'll tell it while I remember..


    What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off???


    Spit, swallow, or gargle.

    biggrin.gif


Comments

  • #2
    Zapper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 498 ✭✭Zapper


    I'm ashamed to call you my sister.

    im going to tell Dad on you.


  • #3
    D-Generate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    gwan metal


  • #4
    [SdS]-=SWiFTy=-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭[SdS]-=SWiFTy=-


    what i dont get it
    spit what?
    swallow what?
    gurgle what?


    smile.gif


  • #5
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Clearly it's related to Castor Troy's comments on a topic on on the Humanities Board - someone sad they'd never buy their g/f female hygiene products and CT pointed out that if, as a guy, he has sex with her, he doesn't mind what's in that general area of a female's body and so, by that logic, would he not buy the girl mouthwash also?

    Therefore, Metal Chicken is talking about Mouthwash. Simple smile.gif
    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff

    [This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 21-08-2000).]


  • #6
    Pretence
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    biggrin.gif I get the feeling that I have lowered the tone of the Humour Board.........

    My work here is done.......... wink.gif


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  • #7
    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Nice one Pretence.
    Now my jokes might be accepted here smile.gif


  • #8
    metalchicken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭metalchicken


    Wow, Kharn, you were BANG ON there, completely right! I'm very impressed.

    ha smile.gif


  • #9
    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    LOL thats a good decent joke
    Long time since I'ved heard a short joke so funny smile.gif
    in the end.. I'm the last one standing.


  • #10
    Zapper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 498 ✭✭Zapper


    You sicken me laura.


  • #11
    [SdS]-=SWiFTy=-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭[SdS]-=SWiFTy=-


    ahh mouthwash of course !!
    what else could it be!
    uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh


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  • #12
    metalchicken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭metalchicken


    Originally posted by Zapper:
    You sicken me laura.

    Good good.

    teeheehee smile.gif



  • #13
    Gamblor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭Gamblor


    from the way the post in the humanities board went it should be moved here !!!!
    everytime i read it i just laugh ....

    ahh my side ...

    /lies down for a while ....

    thats better ... now .. away with me !!!
    ***** Feel my Evil Neon Claws *****


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