A little question....

chicken_food

I have a long term girlfriend and we'v been with eachother for nearly two years. This is in no ways ment to sound like a boast or anything like that! Whenever we have sex and my girlfriend comes, its alot of cum! It soaks the sheets + bed! We have sex atleast 2-3 times a week depending on situation etc. My question is how do you stop it from soaking EVERYTHING for hours/days later. We usually use a towel and then leave a hot water bottle on it but even still the next morning its still wet.
Can i get some advice from fellow members.
Thanks for reading my problem.

wayfarer

Get those plasticy sheets that are made for kids who p1ss the bed.
Great problem btw

chicken_food

Those sheets have been a recurring threat for a good while now!!
Id say it'd be a good investment but trually a mood killer!

Victor

(a) use condom

(b)

chicken_food wrote:

leave a hot water bottle on it but even still the next morning its still wet.

How do you expect it to evaporate if you put something waterproof on top?

wayfarer

chicken_food wrote:

Id say it'd be a good investment but trually a mood killer!

I agree they do seem a bit cold and clinical but im sure you can get nice ones with winnie the pooh on them or something similar

chicken_food

A condom goes without saying!! Personally anyone who even thinks about not using one isnt mature enough to have sex and is a danger to themselves and their partner.
Its not my cum, its hers that goes everywhere. Valid point about the hot water bottle,but what do you suggest then?

wayfarer

Victor wrote:

(a) use condom

Yeah, how does wearing a condom make a difference, unless your thinking of those giant ones used in Naked gun

[Jackass]

Change the venue....shower or bath or something....if you cant do that then i reckon you either keep 2 or 3 towels over eachother on the bed so it wont soak through...or winnie the pooh sheets im afraid...

chicken_food

Winnie the pooh sheets it is!!! I wonder if i put an ad in the bargain alerts will i get any results?!
So far the towels have been working(sort of) It all depends on how much comes out and if the towel is positioned where you want it!
Its not like im complaining about the damage afterwards,im just wondering if theres any way of limiting it a lil more! Some of us have to sleep on it!

Oryx

Have sex on the floor! God, there are worse problems you could have you lucky boy!

chicken_food

Sex on the floor = wet carpet instead!
Im guessing theres no real answer or solution.
As katieK says there are much worse things in life!

Mercury_Tilt

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Tiriel

am.. well if you make a big deal of it you are going to make her feel very insecure and that will be a bigger mood killer than any winnie the pooh waterproof sheet. I hope she isn't very sensitive!!

Miles

I'm still trying to understand what the problem is?

BuffyBot

Bounty, the stronger soaker upper

Lump

Victor wrote:

(a) use condom

(b)How do you expect it to evaporate if you put something waterproof on top?

Isn't it the GF that's cumming?

John

Ph3n0m

use Bounty or Charmine

wayfarer

Why not go into a shop and ask the assistant if they have any bed-wetting sheets with a nice romantic print on them. He/She will probably give you an odd look but just reassure him/her that theyre not for your kid but for your girlfriend

chicken_food

To be honest it was she who wanted to know if anything could be done. She was wondering how normal married couples survive. We joke about it and its not like either one of us gets upset or worried about it. If it ever didnt happen i think id be alot more upset then if it ever did!
I showed her all the plastic sheets comments (she wasnt impressed!)

Keyzer

Have sex in someone elses bed, then skip off for a snooze...

How much cum is there? Does it ejaculate like a man or just pour out?

wayfarer

Keyzer wrote:

Does it ejaculate like a man or just pour out?

It oozes out in a thick syrup-like bile :eek:

Victor

Oh, not being all that familiar with incontinence sheets, but anyway. One old girlfriend used to have a sort of plasticy sheet under the bedsheet. I never noticed it until changing the sheets one day, so maybe there a re sheets out there that look less extreme than a Rayon table-cloth.

mercury_tilt wrote:

Agreed.... I'd like to see Victor explain that one too.

Ha ha, very funny. I thought it was a problem **he** had, what with him being apologetic and all ("This is in no ways ment to sound like a boast or anything like that!").

I took it along the lines of the shouts coming from the bedroom (his house mates had their ears glued to the door) of one of my college class makes "WILL I COME? WILL I COME? Ah jaysis I sprayed all over the bed."

bug

change the sheets?

seriously how much fluid are we talking here? An egg cup? A litre?

Cos a question comes to mind. Is there any risk of an overactive paraurethral gland. As far as I know they are the glands that produce this fluid. I dunno, I suppose it would be an interesting question to ask a doctor.

GuanYin

its just female ejaculation, its not uncommon but some women ejaculate everytime no matter whether they aim for it or not, or do so often and have no control.

Usually its about 50ml but can be more or less.

Some women would envy you really, but to be fair it can be a bit of a pain. Your best bet is to keep towels and sheets hand and just enjoy the fact that it happens. It can either be a pain or something good between you. The partners attitude has an awful lot to do with it.

But in short, there is little you can do but clean-up and its really grand and clean.

Sleepy

Can't believe I'm the first to suggest this: get rubber sheets, you never know, you might find a new fetish!

aodh_rua

chicken_food wrote:

To be honest it was she who wanted to know if anything could be done. She was wondering how normal married couples survive.

I would've thought in blissful ignorance, although from some of the replies this seems more common than I suspected.

logic1

Screw her in the sink.

.logic.

Em, Can I just say really quickly, that if you sleep in the wet patch (I'm presuming you'd be naked.) You have a higher chance of contracting thrush. Not nice for anyone.
On another note:
Maybe you should have a sex-pillow? (Give it to people who are staying over that you don't like :P)

[Jackass]

cover the bed in sponges, or for convienience, maxi-pads.....soke that sh!t up....

Agent Orange

Have her wear a nappy. If she feels weird about it, you could wear a nappy too (cut holes where appropriate).

cajun_tiger

hows things going for you both now??

a sex pillow isn't a bad idea but i wouldn't want to stay over in your house*papa*