Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work

spod

don't normally pass these list things on but these are kind of close to the bone in places...
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:
1. "It works on my machine."

havok*

LOL
so true,
piffff programmers, lazy ****s the lot of them

[This message has been edited by havok* (edited 17-08-2000).]

logic1

What does it all mean?

hehehehehe

.logic.