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Why did the chicken cross the road - football managers explain:

  • 11-08-2000 7:50pm
    #1
    NakedBibleReadingMan
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    lol, good 'un wink.gif


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    Pretence
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    > Why did the chicken cross the road - football managers explain:
    >
    > Arsene Wenger
    > "From my position in the dug-out I did not see the incident clearly so I
    > cannot really comment. However, I do think that he gets picked on by
    > opposition players and fans who are clearly chickenophobic."
    >
    > David O'Leary
    > "To be fair, he's just a baby chicken really and crossing the road is just
    > a big exciting adventure for him. He'll enjoy the experience as long as it
    > lasts and learn from it, but I don't seriously expect him to cross it this
    > season."
    >
    > Taggart
    > "As far as I'm concerned he crossed the road at least a minute early
    > according to my watch."
    >
    > George Graham
    > "I want good, solid team chickens who'll cross the road in a straight line
    > when they're told and how they're told. There's no room at this club for a
    > prima donna chicken running around aimlessly - he's not worth it!"
    >
    > Gianluca Vialli
    > "When the fish are down, he'll just be one of the chaps. It doesn't matter
    > to me whether he's an Italian, French or English chicken as long as he's
    > willing to die on the pitch for Chelsea."
    >
    > Peter Reid
    > "Just cross the f***ing road, you chicken f***!"
    >
    > Glenn Hoddle
    > "The chicken was hit by the lorry when crossing the road because in a
    > previous life it had been a bad chicken."
    >
    > Brian Clough
    > "If God had wanted chickens to cross roads he'd have put corn in the
    > tarmac. Anyway, I'm more interested in Wild Turkey."
    >
    > Ron Atkinson
    > "Spotter's badge, Clive. For me, Chicko's popped up at the back stick,
    > little eyebrows, and gone bang! And I'll tell you what - I've got a
    > sneaking feeling that this road's there to be crossed."
    >
    > Ruud Gullit
    > "I am hoping to see some sexy poultry."
    >
    > Gordon Strachan
    > "I'm really proud of the wee fella. Let's face it, if it had been one of
    > the big chickens everyone would be saying how well he'd done, but as it's
    > one of the wee
    > chickens it must be luck."
    >
    > John Gregory
    > "Two months ago that chicken was saying he was happy here. Now he tells me
    > he wants to cross the road. I feel like shooting him."
    >
    > Kevin Keegan
    > "OK, so the chicken's dead, but I still feel, hey, he can go all the way
    > to
    > the other side of the road."
    >


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