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For those of you that enjoy cooking!

  • 04-08-2000 10:06pm
    #1
    Soren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40 ✭


    For those of you that enjoy cooking!

    INGREDIENTS:
    2 laughing eyes
    2 well shaped legs
    2 loving arms
    2 firm milk containers
    2 nuts
    1 fur lined mixing bowl
    1 firm banana

    METHOD:
    1. look into laughing eyes
    2. spread well shaped legs with loving arms
    3. squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined
    mixing bowl is well greased, check regularly with finger
    4. gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
    well creamed (for best results continue to knead milk
    containers)...
    5. as heat rises plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
    with nuts. leave to soak, preferably not overnight
    6. the cake is done when the banana is soft. If banana doesn't
    soften repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

    PS: If it is an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils before and after
    use.

    DO NOT LICK BOWL AFTER USE.

    IF THE CAKE RISES LEAVE TOWN


Comments

  • #2
    Slaanesh
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 1,863 Mod ✭✭✭✭Slaanesh


    ROFL, aint read anything that funny in ages !!!!!!!!

    Damn Soren your one funny (unt.


  • #3
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    LOL, I Like it, GWAN

    smile.gif


    John


  • #4
    Slaanesh
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 1,863 Mod ✭✭✭✭Slaanesh


    You dont really, your lying ... go on, admit it you Lump of poo !


  • #5
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    I do actually Like it, Just cause Im brown and nutty doesnt mean Im a lump of poo though.

    John


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