Monkey and the lizard

yeraulone

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and
looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says
"smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few
joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to
get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far
over and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side, then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?" The lizard
explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the
monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking
a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds
the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing another joint, and he looks
up and says "hey!"

The Monkey looks down and says "F@#*$ck....... how much water did you
drink ?!!"

Maximilian

wait a minute, that wasn't the lizard it was the crocodile and he didn't drink the water. wtf?

yeraulone

oh for the love of f@#k.

NotMe

haha