Thinking on your feet

Snaga

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.
A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told
him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that
he did not need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would
go ask his manager about the matter. The boy walked into the back room
and said, "There is some ******* out there who wants to buy only a half a
head of lettuce."

As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man
standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to
buy the other half."
The manager OK'd the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager
called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of
trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got
yourself out of it.
You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from,
son?"

The boy replied,"Limerick, sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Limerick?" asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just whores and rugby players down there."
"My wife is from Limerick!!"
The boy replied, "Really? What team did she play for?"

plastic membrane

LOL! What about the rugby playing whores ? Why else do you think there is a hooker on every team ?

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