Who's It Easier For: Men or Women?

ven0m

Who's it easier for to go out & pull in a niteclub these days; Men Or Women? Or is it equally easy......

Personally - I reckon it's way easier for women to go out on the pull..... lets face it guys... lots of us have no standards & employ the "hole is a goal" motto so even the mingers we'd slag off in front of our mates we'd be happy enough going home with & balling for a one-niter & then deny it ever happened - LOL


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Maximilian

Easier for men. Especially if you have had a few lines and are gloriously suave.

irlirishkev

All a girl has to do is show a bit of interest in a guy, and make the first move. If she's not a minger, she's scored! In fact, in a lot of cases, even if she is a minger, she's scored!

Doodee

Meh, i'd say women simply cause in nightclub scenarios it tends to be the guys who approach the girls.
Having said that certain guys find it very easy to pull women.
So its much of a muchness.

Its great to be Suave

Keyzer

Woman have all the power, you can sweet talk them all you want but unless she wants it from you then she's not gonna get it from you.

However, there are problems with this synopsis if thats what you call it -

Good looking guy Vs Good looking girl - 50/50
bird with a face like a melted basin Vs Bloke with a head like a jockeys b0llox - anything goes I assume
Good looking guy Vs bird with a face like a melted basin - guy wins

The most intriging fixture out off them all is
Good looking girl Vs Bloke with a head like a jockeys b0llox

I have seen supermodel birds going out with blokes Dr. Goebles would be proud of, I mean seriously what is it? Money, big c0ck? personality?

azezil

Meh both men and women flock to me... i'm so sexeh it hurts sometimes

Maximilian

azezil wrote:

Meh both men and women flock to me... i'm so sexeh it hurts sometimes

What pills do you sell, geezer?

Keyzer

Max, why were you banned in those forums?

Flukey

Women have it easier, and always have. They just have to stand there and look pretty and let the man do all the work and then put him on a high or destroy him with the word "Yes":) or "No.":(

Mr.Nice Guy

Women have it easier.It's men that have to do all the work.

Chinafoot

well since most clubs in town are absolute meat markets i'd say its easier for girls........you cant even walk to the jacks without getting molested in some places. *shudder*

ferdi

peachypants wrote:

you cant even walk to the jacks without getting molested in some places.

Tell me more about these places so i can "avoid" them.

Chinafoot

ferdi wrote:

Tell me more about these places so i can "avoid" them.

lol.....not a chance ferdi!

gimmick

9 times out of 10, if an ol doll goes out looking for sex, she'll get it, whereas if a guy does, he wont.

Girls smell desperation from guys, and will stay away, stay well away.

Ive always found the whole thing of not looking interested always works. Thatw ay you are a challenge, though I did find an amazing pheronmone there last year - an ol doll. Swear to God, its true, once you are with someone, women attract themselves to you alot more. Again thats down to the lack of desperation on my part. Not tnat I ever have/will take advantage of such.

Finally, to answer to original question, in the long run, fellas have it easier. Look at it this way. Ol dolls have to really do themselves up all the time in order for them to make themselves think they look socially acceptable, while fellas are mostly - "meh, Im fine". A girl looking for a bf will make a tit of herself too early in the rel'ship to hold onto the guy. The guy on the otherhand will be smothering with gifts and niceness etc.

or else I am just talking total bollócks.

Caesar_Bojangle

Maximilian wrote:

What pills do you sell, geezer?

Homosexual pills, allegedly

pork99

gimmick wrote:

9 times out of 10, if an ol doll goes out looking for sex, she'll get it, whereas if a guy does, he wont.

Men have to beat the competition - with the woman as the judge of who is the winner. That's natural selection for ya!

gimmick wrote:

Girls smell desperation from guys, and will stay away, stay well away.

Oh yes. They can "smell the want" as I once heard someone put it

stagolee

pork99 wrote:

Oh yes. They can "smell the want" as I once heard someone put it

heh heh heh ,i misread the word "want" to my mild amusment

Maximilian

Keyzer wrote:

Max, why were you banned in those forums?

Well, Counter-Strike because a moderator, Tazzle, is an egotistical moron with no sense of humour;

Feedback & Forums - was taking the piss out of quite a lot of folks actually, in fairness.

Mustard: Haven't a clue. Hail Chutney.

Rec/Belfast: Started a poll "Ulster Says...?" All options were variations on "No".

Evilution

I think its equally easy these days for guys and girls. Its all a matter of supply vs demand. There will always be loose girls and there will always be horndog lads. I don't think anyone has it any easier - scoring someone in a club these days is like making a transaction - you give something and you take something.
Now, with that in mind, there are some places that allow easier trade than others.

woosaysdan

Keyzer wrote:

Woman have all the power, you can sweet talk them all you want but unless she wants it from you then she's not gonna get it from you.

However, there are problems with this synopsis if thats what you call it -

Good looking guy Vs Good looking girl - 50/50
bird with a face like a melted basin Vs Bloke with a head like a jockeys b0llox - anything goes I assume
Good looking guy Vs bird with a face like a melted basin - guy wins

The most intriging fixture out off them all is
Good looking girl Vs Bloke with a head like a jockeys b0llox

I have seen supermodel birds going out with blokes Dr. Goebles would be proud of, I mean seriously what is it? Money, big c0ck? personality?

well it cant be personality anyways!!! everyone knows that you cant fu<k personality!!!

Keyzer

Maximilian wrote:

Well, Counter-Strike because a moderator, Tazzle, is an egotistical moron with no sense of humour;

Feedback & Forums - was taking the piss out of quite a lot of folks actually, in fairness.

Mustard: Haven't a clue. Hail Chutney.

Rec/Belfast: Started a poll "Ulster Says...?" All options were variations on "No".

Brilliant, your my kinda people...

Jonny Arson

No contest .... women have it soooo much easier. If a girl wants to go on a night out and have a shag she will get it - Fact. Its the opposite if a bloke intends going out to get a shag because he wont because blokes with booze on them scream ''I'm desperate for a shag!'' and girls easily see that. Jesus Christ guys you will almost have a better chance if you pretend to be gay!

[Jackass]

Obviously a woman...no contest! If a average looking woman walks over to a average looking man in a nightclub and sais "I've got a taxi sitting outside and i want to take you home and shag you untill you pass out from exastion" he'd probably cream his pants and spontaniously combust, whereas i always get slapped when i say that sh!t to women!!!

And before you say it, i'm not average looking...im actually a hot piece of ass

Chick

gimmick wrote:

Girls smell desperation from guys, and will stay away, stay well away

Yep! So not an attractive quality lads!


Girls have it easier, cos at the end of the day like it or not, we have the final say

Knifey_Spoony

Men have it easier

banquo

Blinky1 wrote:

Men have it easier

well, you've certainly swayed me.

let's see is there anyone here with the powers of argument to defeat the socratic wonder that is Blinky1.

[Jackass]

banquo wrote:

well, you've certainly swayed me.

let's see is there anyone here with the powers of argument to defeat the socratic wonder that is Blinky1.

LOL! good one.........

Blitzkrieger

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

blokes with booze on them scream ''I'm desperate for a shag!''

Damnit Blitz that's a rookie mistake! :mad:

Civilian_Target

gimmick wrote:

Girls smell desperation from guys, and will stay away, stay well away.

Damnit - I should have known that desperation aftershave was a bad idea.

Little Goose

Men go out on a Saturday night (hoping and) wondering if they'll get a shag..

Women go out knowing...

Nuff said!




PS: It is harder for women in the long-run though cuz it's so difficult to find a nice bloke!

irishgeo

Bollox being going out looking for it.

Think ill try the not interested look anymore.I have been alone for a while so kinda getting use to it.

Winters

If it was easier for men I wouldn't be single.

[Jackass]

Civilian_Target wrote:

Damnit - I should have known that desperation aftershave was a bad idea.

Isn't that a Calvin Klein fragrence?

Jonny Arson

DubGuy22 wrote:

Isn't that a Calvin Klein fragrence?

Its Joop!

banquo

grrrr..



but women. even look at the poll.

spudster101

Well the way i look at it if guys find it that hard to get a shag who are these girls shaggin. So i say it must be equally hard for both sexes.

Victor

spudster101 wrote:

Well the way i look at it if guys find it that hard to get a shag who are these girls shaggin. So i say it must be equally hard for both sexes.

Not quite. A small minority of women have sex with a slight majority of women. I'll do a graph.

Slutmonkey57b

Victor wrote:

Not quite. A small minority of women have sex with a slight majority of women. I'll do a graph.

A slight majority of women have sex with other women?

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Victor

Apologies for any misunderstanding I meant

"Not quite. A small minority of women have sex with a slight majority of men. I'll do a graph."

*adele*

looks like women are winning the poll