I read it on the net so it must be true

Venom

>
> I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M's, (sent
> to me because I forwarded their e-mail to five other people, celebrating
> the
> fact that the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals), when I ran into a
> friend
> whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a
> rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken - which is predictable, since
> as
> everyone knows, there's no actual chicken in Kentucky Fried Chicken, which
> is why the government made them change their name to KFC.
> Anyway, one day this guy went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his
> bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over and when he got
> out
> of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN. He saw a note on
> his mirror that said "Call 911!" but he was afraid to use his phone
> because
> it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer
> that
> would destroy his hard drive if he opened e-mail entitled "Join the crew!"
> He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who
> was working on software to prevent a global disaster in which all the
> computers get together and distribute the $250.00 Neiman-Marcus cookie
> recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It's true - I read it all
> last
> week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a
> free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to
> everyone I know.) The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to
> report his missing kidneys, but a voice on the line first asked him to
> press
> #90, which unwittingly gave the bandit full access to the phone line at
> the
> guy's expense. Then reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with
> an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped around a note that said,
> "Welcome to the world of AIDS."
> Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital - the one where that
> little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for
> everyone in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer
> Society
> has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives. I sent him
> two
> e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's and o's in the shape of an
> angel
> (if you get it and forward it to more than 10 people, you will have good
> luck but for 10 people you will only have OK luck and if you send it to
> fewer than 10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS).
> So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the
> way he noticed another car driving without its lights on. To be helpful,
> he
> flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang
> initiation. Send THIS to all the friends who send you their junk mail and
> you will receive 4 green m&ms, but if you don't the owner of Proctor and
> Gamble will report you to his Satanist friends and you will have more bad
> luck: you will get cancer from the Sodium Laureth Sulfate in your shampoo,
> your wife will develop breast cancer from using the antiperspirant which
> clogs the pores under your arms, and the government will put a tax on your
> e-mails forever. I know this is all true 'cause I read it on the Internet.
>
>
>

Pretence

Deadly

Dave

LOL!!!

-Dave