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Thought I'd share this with ye

  • 18-07-2000 7:41pm
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    SickBoy
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    A guy in a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the f*cking safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" she replies, "we don't have anymoney, This is a sperm bank". "Don't argue, open the f*cking safe or I'll blow your head off" She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "Take out one of the bottles and drink it". "But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too" he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband. "Not that f*cking difficult is it!!"


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