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Mexican Judo

yeraulone · 2005-01-17 19:03:18

There are two Mexicans talking. One is a new resident of the town. The first Mexican says to the other, "Hey, Vato, this town is pretty rough. All the Mexicans know how to fight. So watch your back." The other Mexican replies, "I don't need to worry, because I know Mexican Judo." The first Mexican asks, "What's Mexican…

17-01-2005 7:03pm

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There are two Mexicans talking. One is a new resident of the town.

The first Mexican says to the other, "Hey, Vato, this town is pretty rough. All the Mexicans know how to fight. So watch your back."

The other Mexican replies, "I don't need to worry, because I know
Mexican Judo."

The first Mexican asks, "What's Mexican Judo?"

The second says, "Ju don't know if I have a gun; Ju don't know if I have a knife. . ."

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#2 17-01-2005 7:43pm

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Groan...

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#3 17-01-2005 7:50pm

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that's not that funny but I'm still laughing cos oh never mind why.

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#4 17-01-2005 7:54pm

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...I guess you had to be there.

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#5 17-01-2005 8:00pm

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#6 17-01-2005 8:28pm

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finally something that might pass as a joke...

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#7 18-01-2005 1:31am

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i thought it was funny (i think the trick is to be doing the accent in your head as you first read it)

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#8 18-01-2005 1:06pm

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Yeah, you need the accent. One for hearing, not listening

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#9 18-01-2005 4:43pm

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Dire.

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