Knacker Wedding

OSiriS

A wedding took place between two families from Bishopstown. After the fight
and slap up meal of Oxtail soup and sausages the newlyweds retired to their
brand new caravan where the honeymoon festivities commence in earnest. As
they start to remove their clothes the bride whispered softly "Be gentle.
I'm a virgin."
Withinout warning the groom flew into a rage. "A WHAT?? Why you lousy
beor!" he spluttered. With that he flung her through the door of their
caravan and drags her across the campsite to his fathers trailer. He
hammers on the door. His bewildered father stumbles out of his caravan.
"Son" he asks "what are you doing outside my home on your wedding night
boy?"
"Father" replies the tearful groom "she's a v-v-virgin." "WHAT?!?" The
grooms father is incensed and grabs the bride by the arm and hauls her back
across the campsite to her own fathers caravan. By this stage the whole
site
is awake and the wedding party are closely followed by all of the
Kavanaghs,
the Cullinanes and the Keanes. He pounds on the brides fathers door. "Come
out here ye dirty cheatin langer Connors" he bellows "I know you're back
from Jamaica." "O'Leary, is that you? What do you want at this time of
night
boy?" asks the brides father. "You can have her back !" roars the grooms
dad, pointing accusingly at the sobbing bride. "You never said she was a
virgin!
"So?"
"So?? SO?? By jaysus boy, if she's not good enough for her own family she's
not good enough for mine."

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