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Deranged Counterfeiter

Bard · 2000-06-30 08:32:00

A deranged Irish counterfeiter spends months locked in a garret producing bogus Irish banknotes in a bogus 15 pound denomination. Realizing he may have a problem passing such notes he decides to make his first attempt in a crowded Skerries bar where perhaps no one will pay close attention. "Excuse me sir." says the…

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A deranged Irish counterfeiter spends months locked in a garret producing bogus Irish banknotes in a bogus 15 pound denomination.

Realizing he may have a problem passing such notes he decides to make his first attempt in a crowded Skerries bar where perhaps no one will pay close attention.

"Excuse me sir." says the counterfeiter, "Would you have change
for a fifteen pound note ?"

"No problem" says Skerries favorite son eagerly." How would you like that? An eight and a seven? Or two sixes and a three ?"

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nice one!

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HE HE

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